Whoops! Martini time!! SOteric - make one for you?!

[Rabrrrrrr]

I got the special gin tonight - Miller's!



Who else wants one?

These are being served extra dry with a twist or an olive.

Taking orders .........















NOW!

[Xipe Totec]

1. Make mine with vodka

hold the olive, chill it to 10 degrees F, and put it in a shot glass. Serve it with dense Russian bread.

Otherwise perfect as-is....

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Well, then, that's not really a Martini, is it?

That's just a cold shot of vodka served with a slight repast.

[Xipe Totec]

8. Yes, but very very cold

and it does not have a Gin aftertaste, so no olive required to mask the flavor.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

3. *steps up to bar*

w/ olive please.

Thanks. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You are served!

[GOPisEvil]

7. *sip*

Ahhhhhhh...*flips off picture of Benedetto Carpano*

[SOteric]

4. Heck yeah!

:7

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. here it comes!

and for you, served in crystal!

[WindRavenX]

9. vodka on the rocks

...wedge of lime.

I think you know my brand...

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Fine.

I wanted to serve Martinis, but almost all the cute women are asking for vodka...

Have some Gray Goose!

:harumph:

:hi:

[WindRavenX]

23. thanks sir

Normally, your martinis would be divine, but I need straight, hard, cold vodka tonight...
Everyone's had a shit day, ya know? :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Yeah, after NO and the inability of our "compassionate conservative"

administration to even manage the integrity to at least SAY "fuck you" to the area, we all need some stiff drinks!

[progmom]

10. can i get a dirty grey goose martini with olives?

please?

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Well, if you don't want a Martini, that's fine

At least you're choosing a good vodka.

It also comes with my undying devotion and a sacred promise to destroy all who put themselves in your way. You have but to say the word, and your enemies shall crushed and driven before you, and you shall hear the lamentation of their women.

[progmom]

18. right back atcha, dear rabrrrrrr

:loveya:

[swimboy]

11. The house gin, up, with a twist, please, sir!

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Consider it done!

But you have to do a Greg Louganis impression by diving that dive that's really dangerous that that one guy died doing two decades or so ago that that other guy did succesfully about 15 years ago.

[swimboy]

26. As you wish . . . .

I will execute the dive as soon as you have me properly anesthetized.

[DS1]

12. MEE!!!

And STEP ON IT!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Abso-frickin'-lutely!

And for you, I made it a double! With Strychnine and a ball of Wilfred Brimley's phlegm.

[DS1]

16. How did you know we were just talking about phlegm chowder?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. I felt it was a safe assumption.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

15. Is there such a thing as a Pepsitini without alcohol?

Or a milktini?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Don't be declasse. Don't add "tini" to the end of anything, except "Mar"

and only when you're talking about an actual Martini.

if you want milk, I will serve you milk! If you want Pepsi, I will serve you Pepsi!

No sense in yuppie-scumifying the nomenclature.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

21. Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!!

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[lildreamer316]

25. Helooooo....

I really really need one; thanks. Lotsa olives (love the salt).

[tjwmason]

27. You have no idea how wonderful that sounds right now.

2 olives please.

Yes - unlike the other folk, I want a martini. Top-notch gin chilled to within an inch of its life, waved in the general vicinity of a vermouth bottle and a couple of olives added. :9

:bounce:

[TK421]

28. I'll take one of those, good sir!

:9