What's The WORST Smelling Cologne, Perfume or After Shave?

[arwalden]

I vote for English Leather... but I'm sure there are others that make you want to wretch. Which one do you vote for?
-- Allen

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Axe. My teenager practically bathes in it

the girl, mind you, not the boy. You can taste it in your mouth when she is done 'spritzing'.

[jmm]

3. Look at the bright side

That stuff is like liquid birth control. If your teen daughter keeps on wearing it then she probably won't make you a grandma any time soon.

[ahem]

35. Oh, my nephew uses that crap. The stench is just awful. I can't

imagine why anyone would choose to smell like that.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Yeah on the male side I vote English Leather

and on the female side I vote anything by Estee Lauder

[ET Awful]

4. Exactly what I was going to say :)

English Leather is it. English cow sweat is more like it.

[dogman]

16. Jade East was worse. N/T

[Kali]

17. hee hee can't resist

most cows don't sweat, though Brahmas do secrete an oily substace that repels insects.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Red Door perfume

It smells like bug spray

[AutumnMist]

29. I Really Dislike Red Door

yuck!

[despairing optimist]

6. Old Spice has got to be on the A-list of the worst-smelling

English Leather and Brut are pretty vile. When everyone seemed to be wearing Calvin Klein One ten years ago, it was bad from overuse.

[Fenris]

7. Jean Naté for the ladies

And I second English Leather for the men.

:puke:

[democrat in Tallahassee]

8. old spice

[arwalden]

11. Heh-heh... *I* wear Old Spice!!

[WindRavenX]

15. don't listen to them arwalden

Old Spice = the rock
I LOVE IT

[Kali]

21. So did my Grampa.

:7

[brook]

28. Mine too!

[LunaSea]

9. anything with an octane rating..

more than 30.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

12. Excellent Photoshop

Zero strums while New Orleans drowns.

[silverweb]

10. Aramis.

My first husband bathed in that shit. I begged him to stop because I was allergic to it and it literally made me ill, but he wouldn't. I can smell it a mile away and still have the same reaction to it. *shudder*

[allalone]

13. Aramis and Estee Lauder

they make me sick to my stomach

[Fleshdancer]

14. the crap that Debbie Gibson sold at Walgreen's years ago

I remember the girl sitting behind me in school use to wear it and it would literally give me headaches. Electric youth? I think that was the name.

[Kali]

18. ALL of it

can handle some men's but really prefer not to. I have never smelled a female artificial scent (stench) that I cared for. Lavender oil is ok.

[Chovexani]

19. I feel the same way!

I use a dab here and there of essential/synthetic oil blends I make myself. Artificial scents smell way too artificial...I HATE that "perfumey" stink.

What's worse is when people feel the need to marinate in it before they leave the house. That's so much fun on the subway in August. :eyes:

[Kali]

20. or when the sister-in-law from hell

left the building three days ago but you are still choking on the fumes!

[Chovexani]

22. Yuk!

I don't get how they think they actually smell good when they're dripping with that shit.

[ronnykmarshall]

23. Brut.

I'm not a cologne kinda boy. I do like pachulli oil. But that's cuz I'm a liberal pinko hippy.

[Kali]

27. heh that reminds me of a boring story

When I was in High school I would get a ride to school with the family that lived across the street - they had three teens, 2 girs and a boy. The boy had a groovy (yes it was the 70's) fringed leather jacket that some girl had DRENCHED with pachouli oil. I did a whole winter bathed and choking in that stuff. If I smell it I am right back in that old convertable impala that their mom drove choking on pachouli and my unrequited love for him. Him I got over, the smell not.

[youthere]

24. Old Spice makes me want to retch....

but that was because I had an alcoholic uncle who bathed in the stuff to cover the smell of BO, cigar smoke, and putrid whiskey breath.

[no_hypocrisy]

25. Obsession.

A patient practically bathed in the stuff when she came to our doctor's office. We went running for the Ozium after she left.

[Clintmax]

26. "Polo"

THAT shit is AWFUL! I can't stand it! Now for the good stuff...Cool Water.

Men's cologne of course.

[MrScorpio]

30. Grey Flannel

That shit smells like, uh... shit

[RevCheesehead]

37. I agree.

Except I think it smells like a non-ventilated gym locker, on a hot, humid day.

[Heidi]

31. Jungle Gardenia for women; Paco Rabanne for men. (nt)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

32. Eau de Georges Boosh

[WeRQ4U]

33. That Michael Jordan stuff really stunk too.

For girls, I would go with "Malibu Musk". A girl friend of mine wore it in junior high. Icky.

[scarlet_owl]

34. Anything that is sold in a can.

That crap really stinks. I hate walking into a cloud of it in public places.

[miss_kitty]

36. Anything with a heavy gardenia note

I love REAL gardenia flowers and their scent, but perfume made out of it turns my stomach.

[BlueIris]

38. CK's Obsession. So heavy and noxious. nt

[Initech]

39. Sex Panther!

It's made with bits of real panther so you know it's good!