So as MrG and I were building our Ark in the front yard yesterday...

[ScreamingMeemie]

it occurred to me. I'm afraid of snakes. Anyone care if the snakes die out??? :shrug: Have a good day DU.


The reason I posted this is all the endtimes talk I just received in the mail from an old fundie neighbor of mine. I'd send one back, but I'm pretty sure she's busy being rapturized right now.

[arwalden]

1. But What About Pandas?

Who will save the pandas??!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Oh, we're building a special suite just for the pandas...and we're taking

more than two, I don't care if it pisses the gorillas off. :hi:

[WCGreen]

5. But don't you forget them Unicorns.....

Now god seen some sinnin'
And it gave him a pain
He said Brother Noah
I'm gonna make it rain....

[tigereye]

16. I live on top of a very high hill

I often joke to hy h that we can launch the ark from here. So if you ever need a good launch site...


BTW, my husband grew up in a flood plain and I know why we live on a big hill.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. As long as the gays and the feminists and other God-haters are killed,

I'll give up the snakes.

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Deal, after all, they are the reason we're building this boat in the

first place. They ruined our perfect country.

[LunaSea]

4. Sorry,

We'll need the snakes...and the chiggers too.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Give me one good reason why they can't go the way of the Unicorn?

:shrug:

[Fleshdancer]

6. can we keep the non-poisonous snakes?

The snakes that can't kill you are pretty cool.

I'm afraid of bugs with a lot of legs...spiders, centipedes, etc. It's just not right I tell you. Nothing should ever need that many legs. :scared:

[Richardo]

7. "Rapturized"

:rofl:

Can I get that for an extra $1 on MY dry cleaning?

[WCGreen]

8. LOL

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Do you ever want to "see" your drycleaning again??

;) :hi: Good one, Richardo! :bounce:

[Kurovski]

9. People who are afraid of mice want snakes around.

You and saint Patrick would have had something in common.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Ahhhh....Saint Grumpy. I like it.

:hi:

[Kurovski]

14. Drive them snakes outta the yard!

:hi:

[RedCloud]

15. Snakes must live!

Soon people will kill them all and then seek other living things of similar shape to bludgeon to death. I beseech thee!

[Arkana]

17. "So, Noah started building this ark...and this is a hell of a job

for a guy that's 600 years old. He had to keep telling the rabbits 'Only two! Only two!'"

[SoCalDem]

18. I care.. they have a place in the food chain

and imagine the rodent population if snakes died out.. ( have been bitten by a poisonous snake, and i'm not afraid of them) I do respect them and steer clear:)

I have killed ONE snake in my life.. a rattler that my (then) two year old encountered on our patio.. I was shaking like a leaf..It was big (7 rattles)