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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 10:36 AM
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A little humor needed today!
CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with my parrots. That way, my parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying..........that phrase........in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed,she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered!"

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 10:38 AM
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1. Here's my contribution:
A little something to get you thinking about football which is just around the corner.

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like......... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 10:42 AM
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3. LOL
:rofl: :spray:
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movonne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 10:39 AM
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2. Thank you, we need a little humor.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 10:47 AM
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4. *puttin' things aside* ...
I didn't wanna blow the punch line by sayin' "beads"
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