A must-read before entering GD: How to be an internet woo woo

[StopTheMorans]

http://www.watchingyou.com/woowoo.html

[MisterP]

1. I'm strangely distinterested

[StopTheMorans]

2. you're not interested in being an internet woo woo?

what are you, some kind of freeper or something :shrug:

[WCGreen]

7. Richard Hogland says......

That the hyperbolic surrounding this issue ia an anomaly and will right itself once the vast conspiracy is undermined by the law suit he is filing against un degreed naysayers....

[StopTheMorans]

8. WOO(t) WOO(t)!

:thumbsup:

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. I think a major paradigm shift is in order to deal with the

realities of these anomalous phenomena, especially the quantum nature of the zero-point energy concerns related to the use of an Authentic Toltec Crystal Butt Plug to generate crop circles of protection from the Bilderberger lizardmen.

[WCGreen]

10. You weren't supose to know about the Toltec Butt Plug.....

Now the Frenchman must die

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. I am making circles of protection for The Frenchman.

and sending quantum energy to stengthen the paradigm. I've also alerted the Illuminati, The Bilderbergers, The Freemasons, the Freemason Lizardmen, and the Grays.

They will place a message in a cornfield that can only be read while speaking in tongues in a sweat lodge filled with sweaty Norwegian office workers and a boombox blaring Pat Boone's "In a Metal Mood".

[WCGreen]

13. Alright then I will have to expose the underlying

conspiracy on the Art Bell show.

Once my message reaches the masses, nothing will stop the truth from finally getting out, except, of course, if the shadow people interfere with the paradigm shift which will result in a quantum leap not seen since the Roswell incident.

[tigereye]

24. aha

:rofl:

[drm604]

21. That's certainly what Einstein said,

so I think that you're on the right path!

[tigereye]

23. damn Big, too bad you're married ( as am I)

you sure can turn a phrase! :thumbsup:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

4. yeah, why do you hate our country?

[terrya]

3. I've always wondered about this...

Once again, you've performed a public service, STM. :thumbsup:

[StopTheMorans]

5. thanks, Terry. since there are some woo woos of the first order round

these parts, and they always woo it up even moreso around the time of major natural disasters, i thought that it was the least that i could do for my friends in the lounge should they choose to venture into GD.

[JimmyJazz]

6. I think too many people are already woo-woos! But, that was hilarious.

:7

[In_The_Wind]

12. so what if ...

never mind
excuse me seeking quantum anomalies

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Like Einstein said, you are in need of a paradigm shift. (nt)

[MsAnthropy]

15. You can't prove it didn't happen

Plan 9 from Outer Space

[sybylla]

16. Bookmarked!

This is awesome. Gave me nightmares about past encounters just reading it.

I thought DU had a Woo Woo forum. What's this crap doing in GD, anyway?

[StopTheMorans]

19. hint: GD IS the woo woo forum

;)

[sybylla]

29. Damn, you mean I've been avoiding the alternative medicine and woo woo

group for nothing?

[Susang]

17. Thanks!

I will be sure to show my MANY FOLLOWERS!!! }(

[tigereye]

25. I knew you had a cult!

well, if you don't, you should have. :pals:

[Kenroy]

18. Thank you...

I was feeling powerless until now.

[arwalden]

20. ~~

:rofl: :rofl:

[sybylla]

22. I knew I'd find you here laughing your ass off sooner or later

Heck, I figured you wrote it. :silly:

[arwalden]

27. Hey, You!

:loveya:

[jpgray]

26. It is my eternal quest to put this on the greatest page

[StopTheMorans]

28. a truer woo-woo hunter i've never seen

:patriot:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

30. Just ONE more...

[Viking12]

31. Done!

[StopTheMorans]

34. one more for the woo woos who missed it

:kick:

[Debi]

32. Matcom?

18. Open numerous accounts under other names, then post agreeable responses to your own messages from those accounts. Everybody knows that the only reason anybody disagrees with you is that they like the belong to "the group" and have no independent thought of their own. Just manufacture a group of people who agree with you, and the rest of the mindless zeebs will fall into line, tripping over each other to become one of your supporters.

[StopTheMorans]

33. kick for the evening woo woos

[StopTheMorans]

35. kick

:kick: