Where the hell are mosquitoes taking our blood?

[HEyHEY]

Old joke...sorry...your theories?

[Sting]

1. um....

to give nourishment to their eggs?

[HEyHEY]

2. you...with the reasonable theory

back off man.....back off

[Sting]

3. lol

[scarlet_owl]

4. Welcome aboard, Sting!

Glad you're here!

[HEyHEY]

6. yeah welcome

newest Duer!

[Sting]

7. Hola, peeps!

:hi: and ty. :)

[FDRrocks]

5. Thier bodies?

and then thier system?

[HEyHEY]

8. okay this isn't workin'

too much reason...aren't there any conspiracy nuts on this thing? :argh:

[FDRrocks]

9. I'm not sober..

I don't think there is much reason in me, but thanks for the compliment. Just FMI, what does one expect someone to respond to this question? Wouldn't 'Why are mosquitoes taking my blood?' turn out a bit more favorable? Ah, fuck it. :)

BTW: I don't know what your pasttimes are but someone today was telling me that Montreal bud is better than BC bud, and that Hightimes said so... do you know if this is true?

[HEyHEY]

12. Whoever told you that is full o shit

I've lived in both places. I don't smoke pot anymore....but BC kicked ass sooooo much on the sad-ass skunk my roomys used to offer up.

BC's climate is so perfect for growing dope. Quebec may have better indoor stuff....but you could grow that anywhere, then it's just a matter of the gardener.

[Sting]

11. okay...

here's my theory: once the mosquitoes take our blood, they fly off to Bismark, ND. They then go into the third tree from the left on Maple Street (by the house made of marshmallows). The tree leads to a secret government facility that takes our blood and puts it into ketchup. That's my theory.

[HEyHEY]

13. ah

I knew it....figured so. Heinz 57 ..odd name.

[CanuckAmok]

17. They work for Klintoon. He is a vampiur.

He needs blud to keep his irection up insted of runing the countrie lik he shud'a.

[Exultant Democracy]

10. I blame bush and the patriot act

they are tring to get all our DNA on file.

[HEyHEY]

14. see that is believable

:-)

[Exultant Democracy]

15. Crazy, I'm full of it

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
--Albert Camus

[Petronius Arbiter]

16. It's a trick question

Everyone knows mosquitos were totally eradicated by the invention of modern pesticides, and what we currently call 'mosquitos' are actually tiny robot drones collecting DNA samples for a massive government citizen-replacement project, like the Stepford Wives. It seems a bit farfetched, but haven't you noticed large chunks of the country getting increasingly passive and obedient?