I'm a man and I think cuddling with Khephra is more sexy than anything

[WilliamPitt]

Go ahead. Laugh. I've done it. Don't knock it 'till you try it.

[flamingyouth]

1. Did YOU hurt him?

[WilliamPitt]

3. Not so he noticed

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. I heard you TRIED to hurt him

but he is invincible..and stain resistant :evilgrin:

[Khephra]

2. I'm "Silent Bob"

So I can't say anything ;-)

[rbnyc]

4. Khephra and I didn't cuddle enough!

There was too much competition. EVerytime I hang out with him, his cuddles are just in demand. When's my turn?

And I would never knock you for understanding the inate sexiness of a Khephra cuddle.

;-)

[Skittles]

5. he does look cuddly

YES INDEED

[whirlygigspin]

7. be careful

He boasts his french kissing to be the best!

[Khephra]

9. Actually...

If I'm being honest...

errr...

I've only been told I'm talented with my tounge doing something else....

errrrr...

smiles :-)

My record is 12 times with tounge in one night. ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

10. TWELVE???

Damn. I hope you had a spatula to get her home the next morning.

[Khephra]

12. I'm actually downgrading her count

as I couldn't believe it. I figure half her count is closer to reality.

I'm a "details" person. ;-)

Or as Sam Kinnison said:

A-B-C-D-E-F-G ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

16. "Why doesn't she use cream rinse?!!?"

Oh Sam, we hardly knew ye.

[Khephra]

11. I swear Matcom has taken me over tonight!

I'm not normally this rude!

[koopie57]

13. 12 times....

thinking...what would I like to do 12 times in one night...thinking...thinking...thinking....oh .....*blush*....*giggle*uhm...what is your number? Are you busy later?

[Khephra]

14. I only have a few rules

No spermacide...and lots of water nearby ;-) Your tounge gets dry after a bit. ;-)

[populistmom]

15. Okay now, who thinks khephra just trying to pick someone up tonight?

Liking cuddles?
12 times?

Someone's out for some action whether he wants to admit it or not.

[Khephra]

17. LIke I have time for that these days

I'm too busy being Will's slave to do anything else.

I'm a happy slave too! Don't beat me master!

:evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

18. WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING MY EMAILS, KNAVE?

:)

[Khephra]

19. You haven't been beating me enough

Buddy: The Male Slave
Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison ([e-mail])
Cast:
Scott- Buddy Cole
Kevin- Buddy's slave
Mark- Announcer
Dave- Dr. Robert English




Mark V.O.: Today's the big day! The delivery you've been waiting for has finally arrived! It's the magic of catalogue living in the fifties!



Mark V.O.: Hello Mr. Buddy Cole! Don't you look swell?



Mark V.O.: Bring it right in, boys. Easy... easy.... there. Uh-oh. There's a COD charge. Not much though. Just seven cents. You'll just have to work an extra hour at the salon tomorrow. Bye, fellas. You've done a good job. Chalk up another one for the working man.



Mark V.O.: Meet your new Male Slave.



Mark V.O.: First, you'll need to brand him. Yeow! That smarts!



Mark V.O.: Then he'll need a few days to aquaintize himself to his surroundings. After all, he's just be separated from an international cartel of white slavers and so he'll miss the other slaves back at the harem. So be firm.



Mark V.O.: But remember, your slave needs lots of love and attention these first few weeks.



Mark V.O.: Oh... it looks like someone thinks that life can go on just the way it was before. That's when trouble happens... Uh-oh...



Mark V.O.: He won't do that again.



Mark V.O.: The next thing you'll want to do is train your slave. Every slave needs to know where to do his duty. Of course, there can be accidents.



Mark V.O.: That's were discipline comes in.



Mark V.O.: A well balanced diet is essential to a slave's well being.



Mark V.O.: But take care not to overfeed your slave, or else this might happen.



Mark V.O.: In order to keep your slave's muscles firm and functioning and to keep his coat glossy, make sure you give him at least two walks a day. You can use this time as an excuse to get out and enjoy some fresh air.



Mark V.O.: There's Mrs. Kessler with her new baby. Say hello, Mr. Cole.



Mark V.O.: These two obviously have a lot to catch up on. Let's leave them for a moment and talk about something a little more serious now. Here's Dr. Robert English to tell us more.



Dave: People who own slaves have been proven to live longer, have lower cholesterol and an overall sense of well-being. Research has shown that seniors can add years to their lives with a loyal slave.

Mark V.O.: Well, goodbye Doctor. Let's see what's happening with our friends back on Elm Street.



Mark V.O.: Oh, Mr. Cole! You've been so busy gossiping that you didn't even notice your slave slipping away. Bad 1950's homosexual stereotype!



Mark V.O.: Luckily for you slaves have a built-in homing instinct. Maybe if you spent more time playing with your slave and less time playing with yourself, he wouldn't feel compelled to act out in such an anti-social manner. An unhappy slave is a potential killer.



Mark V.O.: So, take the time each day to play with your slave. Remember; a slave treated with love and respect can live up to 73 years.



Scott: What?!?! I was told they only live six months, you know, like sea monkeys? Well, this one's going right back to the store.

[koopie57]

20. what does will demand of you?

Please, in great detail if you don't mind!

[WilliamPitt]

21. I demand that he keep me functional

Kef did a load of research some months ago that I am STILL using for truthout essays. He deals with all of my editor emails from truthout readers (we have about 2,000,000 readers a month now). He answers the phones for truthout, and helps me get paid by processing the contributions we get.

Khephra = the glue. Holds us together. Kinda like God, if you lean in that direction.

[Khephra]

23. If only the "other guy" spoke as well of me

;-)

Love ya dude!

I'm trying to visit Virgina before you come, but the weather, she's not friendly. ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

24. Come on, come on now, sweet Virginiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Got to shake the shit right off mah shooooooes...

:)

[Khephra]

25. dry, dry weather here...makes the flights to Virgina hard to make

;-)

[WilliamPitt]

26. Come, we improvise, think outside the box

:)

[Dogmudgeon]

6. Will an' Kephra sittin' in a tree ...

C-U-DDL-I-N-G ...

--bkl

[whirlygigspin]

22. risque joke

it's old and kinda lame but I always liked it, so here goes:
(oppologies to all)

scientific name of the lesbian dinosaur --Licolottapus
scientific name of the gay dinosaur--Megasaurass

I know, I need sleep.

[Andy_Stephenson]

27. I was going to say something...

but I got flustered.