Tell a lie about Progmom

[yvr girl]

She got arrested in Boston but JJ, Rev, Bettyellen and I broke her out of jail.

[In_The_Wind]

1. she is mean ...

cause I know she's not mean ...

[redqueen]

23. Tthat's what I was gonna say...

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. she abhors jazz.

Thinks it's boring.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Progmom dresses up like Rocky the Flying Squirrel

and chases schoolkids down the road while screaming "I want me some peanuts FUCKERS!!!!" on weekday mornings.

[Telly Savalas]

11. But she really does that.

[LynneSin]

4. She gave me a raging case of the......

COOTIES

Now I have to wear this tee-shirt everyday so folks know I'm infected with them

[yvr girl]

7. bummer

she should have hazard lights flashing from her hair.

[LynneSin]

10. If she had worn her "I have cooties" t-shirt I would have protected myself

With the universal cure for cootie protection....



Crossing your fingers!

[JVS]

5. She shot a man in Ypsilanti, just to watch him die.

[sundog]

6. she is very truthful

[khashka]

14. Oh man!

I hope she kicks your ass but good, sundoggie!

Khash.

[LynneSin]

8. She's going to DC to capture the Panda's and make a Panda Coat

She wants a coat made out of this cutie's fur

[khashka]

15. A coat?

I already posted about her panda panties...

My mistake, and I do apologize.


Khash.
(A coat, hmmm, makes more sense really....)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. She got Noelle Bush addicted to everything

[khashka]

12. I've told lots of lies about her already....

How she got knocked up when she was fourteen and I'm her illegitimate son (which got me in trouble since now I can't flirt with her or use the word "naked" around her).

All about the hot pix I took of her on a topless beach on the French Riviera (which got me in trouble because now I owe her a trip to the French Riviera).


I can't lie about her anymore; I can't handle the consequences.

Khash.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. She once shot a man for snoring.

Or so that Time/Life book told me...

[gmoney]

16. She has a giant panda tattooed on her back...

that's why she keeps buying all those halter tops.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. She hates all of us...........

Whew...that was difficult ....


Progmom...please forgive me....I know it isn't true...

I'm just getting into the spirit of this thread....


:scared:

[philosophie_en_rose]

18. One time at band camp, she....

:blush:

[norml]

19. She'd much rather listen to silly pop songs than all that jazz.

Who wouldn't?

[nickgutierrez]

20. She's nice.

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

21. Progmom had a torrid love affair with GWB!

I had pictures but Karl Rove confiscated them.

[RedCloud]

22. Progmom does not bleed for her team.

Instead she meekly lets herself get tagged out.

[redqueen]

24. She knows nothing about music...

nothing at all... horrible taste in music that woman has.

[SOteric]

25. Progmom is actually

a squid in disguise.

It's a very clever disguise.

[kmla]

34. Hmmm. Oddly enough, I've never witnessed her eating calimari....

Coincidence?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

26. Progmom is the Unabomber!!

And she kidnapped Shergar.

[kick-ass-bob]

27. She was on Bourbon St in 1995 scamming people out of $5

By saying "I know where you got those shoes"

:P

[progmom]

28. You got that wrong. It was 1999.

On your feet, motherfucker! :hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

29. yeah - that's when I was there: '99.

I knew when I saw your DU pic, that you were the one.

I was just trying to throw people off.
:P

:hi:

[Taverner]

30. She likes Boys2Men and has a poster of Donnie Wahlberg

[GOPisEvil]

31. She listens to Kenny G while posting on DU.

[billyskank]

32. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

33. I thought she really liked Kenny G.

:shrug:


:bounce::bounce:

[progmom]

36. nuh-uh

you cannot be serious, right?

[kick-ass-bob]

37. Doesn't he play jazz?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


yes - I was kidding

:D

[matcom]

35. She is the mother of my....

Prog

[Hugin]

38. Progmom talks in her sleep.

Don't ask me how I know... I do.

;)

[Merrick]

39. Progmom is a siamese twin

her sister recently became a Christian Fundamentalist Bush supporter so PM started taking heroin in retaliation and now she can't stop.

[progmom]

41. I love it!

:thumbsup:

[Shell Beau]

40. She's a big meanie!

:P ;)