I think I may gross this girl out tomorrow.....

[norml]

Well, maybe not a total gross out "gross out" but a gross out all the same..

Her name is Magill, and she calls herself Lil, but everyone knows her as Nancy.

She's a Moscow girl who really knocks me out, she leaves the West behind.

I'm working up my courage to gross her out.

Any advice?

[yewberry]

1. You could wear a shirt that reads

"free mustache rides."

That'd gross me out.

[Wetzelbill]

3. omg! I had one of those

In high school my mom bought it for me. Next to the office where she worked this guy had a t-shirt store and she bought a bunch of t-shirts there for me. Some were of the "mustache ride" variety. I think she was a little naive, lol. But, they were pretty hilarious. It was odd that she didn't get that some of the shirts were pretty dirty humored. :)

[Wetzelbill]

2. ahh....copycat threads...the sincerest form of flattery

:)

Puke on her. That should do the trick. :)

[steely]

4. I met a German girl in England who was going to school in France

and we danced the night together at an Alpha Kappa dance