My co-workers....

[Zolok]

that is to say, the people who work the company I subcontract at...
are the dumbest bunch of brutes on Ghod's green earth!
Their stupidity and naivete' would get the lot of them laughed out of the monkey house at the zoo!
Vain, insipid, inane, needy, quarrelsome, pretentious, self worshiping,egomaniacal, self pitying, over paid, arrogant, craven to those above them, condescending to those below...they also dress like they've come to work in their pajamas.
loud ignorant repulsive....their conversion is a nervous giggly ejaculation of shopworn cliches....
Incapable of the easiest of administrative tasks....yet also shrill strident especially with their common cry of triumph "AW C'MON IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE!!!!!!"

:)
Honest to ghod, jail would be an improvement on this job....
Hustling dinner out of trash cans in the Baja would be a step up...
Any college seniors reading this?
Any?
Listen to Zolok, STAY IN SCHOOL, FLUNK YOUR SENIOR FINALS, BANKRUPT YOUR PARENTS IF YOU MUST....because this whole "work is honorable" thing is sheer rubbish!




:)

[otohara]

1. Except For The Clothes Part

sounds like you work in radio.

[Gato Moteado]

2. what industry are you in?

nt

[slappypan]

3. so you work here, too, "Zolok" ... ?

looking suspiciously over shoulder at neighboring cubicles

[SOteric]

4. I dunno, Zolok...

Sounds like a pretty good deal for your co-workers. ;-)

[felonious thunk]

5. Sounds like every place I've ever worked

except there was cake for people's birthdays.

I agree with your advice for the college students. Work sucks, coworkers suck, and it sucks even more when you start spending money and realize that it just isn't possible for you to quit and go back to eating Kraft Dinner every night.

[BiggJawn]

6. Sounds like some of the students around here...

You work with a lot of college students? :-)

[Zolok]

7. Okay I'll name names...

I work at VALHALLA.COM
Yup it's called that 'cause every depraved jack-off on earth seems to think they've died and gone to heaven here...
Oh and before I forget, as forget I must...MY DIGNITY....Nothing beats being spoken to like you are a frickin' five year old before that first cup in the morning....
Nothing....
AAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAUGGGHHHHH!
Hulk smash puny corporation!!!
:)

[ikojo]

8. Ummmm....do you work for a health insurance

company? Because you just described in graphic detail many of my co-workers.

Could it be corporate American culture?

Wow!

Yeah I tell all my nieces and nephews that work sucks and to go to school and postpone the "real world" for as long as possible. Not that many of them will be able to postpone the "real world" because they were born working class and their parents cannot afford college tuition.