Zee Cold-Hearted Commandant of all CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

"Thanks to my new education budget, each American student will soon be able to name all 57 states and all 14 continents. And we will not stop there. Our students must be able to name all of our American presidents since our nation's foundation in 1492. And do not think we are limited by the Earth. Under my plan, American students will surpass the world in astronomy, thanks to detailed celestial maps like the one you see behind me."

(:hi: Hi skip!)

[Guaranteed]

1. Heehee

:)

[VOX]

2. "Didja ever see 'Jaws?' That shark had a fin jes' like this!"

"Dayum!."

:toast:

[pansypoo53219]

3. pull my fingers

and ya'll be seeing stars.

[skip fox]

4. "So before I got to fly, they told me I'd have to pay attention so

I could fly between the stars without hitting them, and the night before I went up, I couldn't catch a wink of shut-eye, I was so nervous. But, you know what? They were just kidding me is all. You can't run into no damn stars in a plane! It's the clouds you gotta watch out for."