Women

[hussar]

what is that language they speak?

[HEyHEY]

1. oh you mean womanese

Take out all the nouns and verbs....then try to guess what they really mean, then put them all back in.

[realFedUp]

2. seems to be a foreign language to some....

:-) read our lips.

[VelmaD]

4. Not so difficult to understand...

if you use your ears for something besides a place to rest your glasses. :-)

[hussar]

6. Don't wear em

and believe me I do try to understand but they say one thing and mean another.

[VelmaD]

8. I'm not that kind of person...

and yes there are plenty of men that say one thing and mean another as well. I just hate getting lumped into a thread titled "women".

[hussar]

13. Didn't mean to lump you!

[VelmaD]

18. That is the most fabulous smiley...

ever. I love it. :pals:

[hussar]

29. Does that mean wer'e friends?

and I'm getting the hang of it?

[brainshrub]

3. As far as I can tell:

Relationshipez. Weird language where you have to talk about something called "feelings." :shrug:

Does not compute.

[supernova]

5. Um.. English.

Je parle un petit peu de francaise. Ich spreche ein bischen Deutche.

[hussar]

9. Yah und ich auch

wollen sie mit mir ? damn can never remember the rest!

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Ich heise MrsGrumpy.

Wo es das???

[hussar]

11. Wo ist was?

Guten tag frau Grumpy wie gehts?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Können Sie ich habe einen bratwurst mit Senf ich habe eine Fahrkarte für

die Schweiz. Bier bitte.

[hussar]

20. nur ein bier?

warum?

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Mir ist kalt.

Brrrrr. :)

[JVS]

7. newopmkvu osdfuwe eihwfnen wiefbns iehfsfnhbu!

dbnfsi woiefrn w iowhf saihsagiew osjfjse opasutg pojsiofnwgpioet!

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Well if guys would put down the danged remote once in awhile

and listen....maybe then they'd process what we said ...instead of Stevie Yzerman's goals scored for the year...and be able to understand us, instead of what icing is. ;)

[MissMillie]

16. I want a man that understands both!

And is not deathly allergic to jewelry stores.

[hussar]

19. See now your'e lumping men

I hate football, hardly watch tv and do my bit around the house as well as maintaining, building and repairing but sometimes....ooooh

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Which is why I put the little winky face next to it.

;). I am a rabid football fan, more in control of the remote on Sunday than MrGrumpy, who is a so/so fan. I was acting in the role of my sister-in-law.

I promise...no lumping for realsies here. ;)

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Sorry. Putting The Remote Down Is Not An Option

Nope. Can't put the remote down. Just can't do it. It's an addiction or something.

Actually, i do listen to my wife. It's everyone else in the world i ignore.
The Professor

[JVS]

27. I'll put down the remote when you pry it FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND!

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Very funny story. My father walks around the house with the remote

and some places it has ended up are:

my daughter's sleeper (she was in it) when she was a baby. Must have slipped off his shoulder, where he keeps it when he is sitting down.

The fridge...it's been found there lots of times.

His coat pocket when he got to work.

My all time favorite...it ended up in his suitcase and went to Vegas with him. :)

[brainshrub]

26. What is this "listen" you speak of? (nt)

[NewzJunkE]

14. I've given up ...

.. the few random thoughts re:women and their 'speak':

1.) Charlie Browns' teacher on the phone (wha wha, wha wha wha wha)
2.) Venutian (ala Men are from Mars ...)
3.) " I take a man, remove all logic and accountability ", Melvin Udall (As Good as it Gets)

[VelmaD]

21. congratulations...

on insulting every woman on the board and on your very first day. :eyes:

[hussar]

24. Welcome to DU

[donsu]

22. you have to bleed monthly in order to understand it

nt

[BigMcLargehuge]

28. I'm locking this

please do not post topics that are blatantly sexist.

Thanks

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator