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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 11:38 AM
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Hey America: are you missing one neocon?
Because I think we might have found him:

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,515739,00.jpg

-flag lapel-pin
-flat tax
-against minority rights
-"women should hava a career at home in the family"...
-...

So, how do we return him ?


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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 11:58 AM
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1. Which german guy is this?
I'm sure he hates immigrants too...
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 12:14 PM
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2. Adolf von Santorumberg, I believe (nt)
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 03:03 PM
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6. what? Do you mean Cheney is accounted for?


Maybe his lost brother?

Alas, it is Paul Kirchof, the guy who wants to lead the treasury departement. He's an extreme/fundamentalistic catholic and used to be a judge at the Supreme Court.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 12:21 PM
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3. Okay, his RMA number is 000666
you have to wrap him tightly in bubblewrap, then wrap that package in plastic film. Breathing holes aren't necessary; insects like him can respire through their skin.

Pack him in a box not more than 3 inches greater in any dimension than he is, and mail him to our corporate offices on the Ross Ice Sheet in Antarctica. You'll get your refund in approximately 22 years.

So...

Is that the guy that Chumbawamba wrote Enough Is Enough (Kick it Over) about? (Song here: http://www.chumba.com/ and here: http://www.chumba.com/downloadssounds1.html) From the site: Enough Is Enough (Kick It Over) — Available only as a one-track CD, given away at shows in Austria following the election of Nazi apologist Joerg Haider. Released July 2000.

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 12:24 PM
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4. German conservatives sound like they are drinking the
Republican Kool-Aid. Hell, now you guys have the Teutonic version of Maggie thatcher to worry about to.

I hope Europe doesn't fall for the same BS that was selling over here
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 05:00 PM
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7. By and large Europeans are a lot like Americans
Edited on Fri Sep-09-05 05:42 PM by Kellanved
Anyway, just one week before the election, it looks like the democratic left has a fighting chance. The newest polls are showing a left majority again.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 07:06 PM
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10. good
I'd hate to see more RW nutjobs come to power. The world has enough of them. I would even call Kim Jong Il RW in that he is against reforming the North Korean system, even though he is a stalinist type communist
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 01:00 PM
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5. Now is the time on Sprockets when we repress minorities!
Edited on Fri Sep-09-05 01:00 PM by asthmaticeog
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 07:58 PM
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12. Vould you like to
Touch my monkey?

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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 06:20 PM
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8. In a cardboard crate,
no larger than 50 cm cubed.

Shipping charges to be paid at delivery, maybe.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 06:21 PM
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9. Do I miss him???
Nope.
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 07:25 PM
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11. Six words...
"The power of Christ compels you!"

Watch for projectile vomitting. :puke:
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-05 06:21 PM
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13. indeed. Opus Dei
trying to sneak into the halls of power by ducking behind the "nice" Merkel.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-05 06:23 PM
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14. We don't miss him a bit!
Keep him...please!

Tucker
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