Generic flame war, take two

[TXlib]

Rant about democratic candidate X!

Oblique reference to DUer Y's lineage, because s/he supports candidate X!

[felonious thunk]

1. This again?

Oh, good lord, that's already been debunked 200 times the last time I posted that thread. Why can't you see the truth? Candidate X is clearly a racist fool that feeds small children to evil trolls and gnomes.

Candidate Y on the other hand is the best person to ever live, and I refuse to question my blind support regardless of facts.

[TXlib]

2. Message deleted

[felonious thunk]

6. Angry reply that makes no sense since last message was deleted

How can you possibly say that about orange juice and shopping at the mall? I mean, come on, that's just a pointless attack.

[Garage Queen]

49. Locking Thread because of deleted messages

which will REALLY make no sense because the offending posts have been deleted, thus causing everyone to scratch their heads, wondering "why was the thread locked?"

[TXlib]

50. Deleted message

[Meshuga]

3. Candidate X eats little children n/t

[TXlib]

4. Hyperbolic sexual innuendo!

[VelmaD]

5. disparaging remark...

about your sexual equipment and technique.

And your candidate sucks.

[WoodrowFan]

12. hit alert many times

while sending many emails to mods wondering why they didn't deleate your post within 30 seconds.

[VelmaD]

13. Reminder that I've been here a long time...

I'm teflon baby. Bwahahahahahaha

[CanuckAmok]

14. Generic plea for sanity and a unified front from a non-voting int'l party

[WoodrowFan]

17. posts insulting smileys

posts insulting smileys, makes sarcastic remarks that no one is about the rules here. hits alert a few more times

[TXlib]

51. Puerile taunt

[northzax]

7. disparaging personal comment

insinuation of freeper status.

inplied reference to your willingness to have sexual relations with large farm animals.

[TXlib]

67. shallow speling nitpick!

[KG]

8. another personal attack by KG

who follows me from thread to thread.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. what about

the fact that Candidate X drinks the blood of christian babies, betcha never thought of that didja?

[dae]

10. I have entered The Twilight Zone!!!

[TXlib]

68. viscious ad hominem attack

[VelmaD]

72. points out the rampant sexism...

of using the phrase "ad hominem" instead of "ad personem"

[TXlib]

103. venom venom venom!

[WoodrowFan]

133. completely loses it at keyboard

Completely loses it at keyboard, blowing blood vessel in brain and collapsing so nose hits "H" key,zxcujczhviuhqziznbxz cv8321791 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[WoodrowFan]

11. many links

many links to various websites that are either

a) rightwing

b) Stalinist

c) Larouche

d) just plain insane

ending with a snotty remark about "opening your mind" and "the mainstream media"

[Garage Queen]

53. Many MORE links refuting your links

ending with a snotty remark about you being Dem-wannabe

[smallprint]

15. Uhh... this was CLEARLY covered a few days ago in LBN

I don't know what you were thinking.

Mods, please lock. Lock this thread, lock the thread after this, lock every thread this person has ever posted. Or will post. Lock my car, lock the garage, lock my locker.

(Goes to Lounge. Posts 300 pictures of cats.)

[sexybomber]

16. Assertion that the topic will be locked. (Which I won't actually do here)

[WoodrowFan]

19. starts new thread

starts new thread asking why this thread would be locked when WORSE threads (links here) have not been. Whines about how my candidate is being abused by everybody.

[northzax]

26. posts whiney thread

about how I can't stand it anymore and am leaving.

[TXlib]

55. Deleted message

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. There now follows a list of the most notorious Freepers on DU

(coughs)

Felonious Thunk
TX Lib
Mr Wiggles
Velma D
northzax
KG
Soundgarden1
dae
Woodrow Fan

oh... and you.


and everyone else

ever.

especially hilary

[VelmaD]

21. I am outraged...

that my name was not first on your list.

Calls you a nasty name and posts your personal information on Free Republic.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. OMIGOD! ALARM! ALARM! WHY ISN'T THIS DAMNED THING WORKING!

MODS! MODS! MOM! DAD!

[northzax]

23. running to Ask the Admins

to complain about how long it's taking to lock this thread.

[VelmaD]

25. Cause I'm cuter than you...

and I'm doing the mods...yes, that's right, all of them. *maniacal laugh*

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. Harridan! Courtesan! Concubine! Harlot! Floozy! Strumpet! Tart!

[VelmaD]

33. You left out...

slut, bimbo, and 'ho.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

34. and Hussy! Whore! Scarlet Woman! Street Walker! Prostitute!

[VelmaD]

36. childish come-back

I am rubber and you are glue.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

54. Does that actually make any sense?

Cause if it does, I know you are, but what am I

[VelmaD]

58. you are a poopie-head

I'm taking my toys and going home. *pout*

[northzax]

29. notes that you are so ugly

that even the loser mods can't be that desperate. :)

[VelmaD]

35. starts crying...

cause you're so mean. :-)

[northzax]

38. laughs at your pain

posts photoshopped photo of you at Freeper Rally.

[VelmaD]

43. responds with picture of you...

being "manhandled" by Ann Coulter.

[northzax]

48. suggests that you're so obsessed with Man Coulter

that you are in love with him. reccomends renting Priscilla Queen of the Desert to quench your lust.

[VelmaD]

60. From the mouth or our resident expert...

on cross-dressing.

[WoodrowFan]

129. Accuses you of having and adam's apple

accuses you of having an adam's apple and of favoring circumsizing puppies.

[felonious thunk]

24. Claims that you aren't a real liberal

although takes a little pride that someone singled me out in a post, and made me feel popular, and thus, worthwhile.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. Of Course I'm not a real liberal, I'm a neo-marxist socialist god!

All youse liberals are pond-weed scum-sucking dickslaps!

[felonious thunk]

42. I'm so leftist.....

That Marx himself would have called me a radical. I claim that you only look like a leftist, because Bush has pulled the middle so far right.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

46. I'm so left wing I don't believe in any property. I'm giving bits of my

body away to strangers. Who wants an arm? That's how lefty I am, fascist.

[northzax]

56. wonders how come

if you're so into getting rid of property you didn't offer to sponsor any donations? insinuates that you are a closet capitalist.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

66. See that Gold Star Buddy? Bet I donated way more than you.

I donated several trillion dollars.

[northzax]

112. yeah? well I donated my kidney

you still have yours? freeper.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

113. Hey, I already donated your kidney

[northzax]

114. not-so subtle reference

to the well known lack of courage of those of your nationality. and given the same nationality's proclivity for beer, perhaps you would prefer a liver?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

115. Hey buddy, we opposed the war out of pure principle

definitely not because we only have three soldiers.
n.b. My 3rd replacement liver is doing fine, thankyouverymuch. Just cause your beer is watered down pissflow.

[northzax]

116. how do you tell if a Canadian likes Moosehead?

antler marks on his hips.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

117. I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything

in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

[northzax]

127. oh yeah? well your mother wears combat boots

AND she dresses you funny, which I guess isn't suprising, since SHE WEARS COMBAT BOOTS. so there. nga nga nga.

[felonious thunk]

64. Random quotes from Marx

also several rambling pro-Castro diatribes, attempting to debunk your leftism.

Also claims to be so leftist, that I was born right-handed but taught myself to be left-handed.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

70. I'm so left wing I've been robbing people at gunpoint

so I can donate their money to destitute Salvadorean Coffee slaves. It's called Free Trade buddy!

[felonious thunk]

85. Claim to be so left wing that I work in a commune...

it is a complete and utter lie, but I assume no one remembers when I posted 3 months ago that I'm a programmer.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

86. I'm so left wing, I'm my own Soviet Republic.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

90. Your silence tells me that I have unequivocably won.

Not just on this.
But on Everything
BWAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[felonious thunk]

92. A real leftist wouldn't take pleasure in winning

A real leftist would try to help me win. I thus refute everything you've ever posted.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

93. Your great-grandfather once owned shares.

Your are a capitalist and the spawn of capitalists. Have at you, scoundrel!

[felonious thunk]

96. You, or a friend or relative, own a car

You're therefore a capitalist, and worse, you hate the environment.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

97. Your cat's breath smells of catfood.

Yes. I really have sunk this low. It's quiet at work, alright?

[felonious thunk]

98. This tastes like burning

I'll move into Wiggum quotes, no problem.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

99. Hi, SuperNintendo Chalmers.

[felonious thunk]

100. And I saw them making babies, and one of the babies looked at me

[TrogL]

104. you are truly sick

get help }(

[smallprint]

73. Disappointment that ANYONE would say that

Looooooong post, with many, many quotes and links proving the utter insanity of your position.

Some more links.

Some quotes from a page badly translated from Spanish by Google.

A picture of Che, with the comment, "This is what a REAL revolutionary looks like, you punk."

Misquote of Che in sig line.

[felonious thunk]

82. Ignores entire post

except for misquote. Ridicules you for the misquote.

[smallprint]

87. Che didn't care about spelling, man!

Retreats into dogma. Points out that of all the injustices in the world, you had to notice this little thing.

!viva la revolucion!

(turns off computer, exits Starbucks.)

[felonious thunk]

89. Claims to know more about Che than you.

(leaves the house, hops in luxury SUV, heads to wine shop for a mid-priced Gewurztraminer to go with tonight's lobster dinner)

[jobycom]

20. x and supporters are DINOs because of (insert minor issue)

I'm voting fifth party!

[northzax]

27. and, if I may ressurect an old chestnut

notes that you have fewer posts, and no star, so my opinion counts for more.

[histohoney]

30. Oh Rightttttttt

X is just a sweet guy.
BULL CAKES!!! Everyone knows that racist groups hand out their papmplets at all his rallies, and that all racists vote for X. I have no proof of this but I know it's true because I want it to be true.
He even has stock in troll companies that sell children for food.

Y has been a long time supporter of PATEC (People Against Trolls Eating Children).:P

[histohoney]

31. Oh Rightttttttt

X is just a sweet guy.
BULL CAKES!!! Everyone knows that racist groups hand out their papmplets at all his rallies, and that all racists vote for X. I have no proof of this but I know it's true because I want it to be true.
He even has stock in troll companies that sell children for food.

Y has been a long time supporter of PATEC (People Against Trolls Eating Children).:P

[northzax]

32. everyone knows that PATEC is a DLC front

which is just a front for the Troll Liberation Society.

[felonious thunk]

39. Suggests that Gore should run

and asks if anyone else thinks he will.

[northzax]

41. insults Nader

asks you if the check from the BFEE has cleared yet. wonders if it was you who put their soul up on ebay...

[felonious thunk]

47. Decries the abuse centrists take on DU

in direct contrast to previous comments on this very thread indicating that I'm the most leftist radical in the world.

[northzax]

52. recalls that on thread X

you said you loved Gore.

Posts link to thread from which your comments are taken completely out of context.

[felonious thunk]

65. Resorts to sarcasm

with thinly veiled attacks on you personally. Concludes with eye rolling emoticon.

[_NorCal_D_]

75. Counters sarcasm with more sarcasm

:eyesroll: :eyesroll:

[smallprint]

91. Asks advice on "looking for other message boards."

Implies that DU is now hopelessly corrupted and inadequate. Accuses DU of being just about "supporting the Democratic candidates." Then complains that other message boards are full of insane freepers. Contradicts self again. Bactracks. Muddles. Ends with digs against the mods, a poster who nobody has heard from in 6 months, God, and the sorry state of politics today.

on edit: realizes that I posted this in the wrong place. desperately tries to rework argument so that it makes sense. gets halfway through, quits, and decides to try post on one of those horrible Yahoo boards again.

[TrogL]

95. suggests several other sites

Free Republic
Free Dominion (Canadian equivalent)
Lucianne

[histohoney]

45. SLANDER INSINUATIONS

Are you saying you know trolls, how? by association!
By what you have written I know know you to be a troll trying to upset Y camp.

[TXlib]

62. Deleted message

[_NorCal_D_]

81. LAROUCHE/NADER 2004!

B-)

[kyrasdad]

44. thats an outright lie by the vast conspiracy of Y supporters

X has proof of it, well sort of, well, he heard it in a Country Kitchen Buffet.

<rolling eyes> <patronizing look>

And while yes Y may be a supporter of PATEC, X has proof, well sort of, well heard it at a Chinese Buffet that he is a member of TWEVO (Trolls Who Eat Virgins Only).

[histohoney]

79. HUFFY STUPID REPLY

Oh please, Y wouldn't know a virgin if he bumped into one, and EVERYONE knows it.
Stop feeding your face at the barff and troffs and read what Y has to say
WWW.TROLLLAWS.com/whatIsay
www.toolsfortrolls.com/YsakY
www.novirginsleft.com/missedmychance

[smallprint]

37. Posts random pictures of cats

Then, on edit, offers lame excuse about "accidentally" posting in wrong forum.

Ends with backhanded insult at the post above, ridiculing obscure grammatical mistake that no one cares about.


(Goes back to Lounge for a second, then comes back and lurks, seething.)

[Garage Queen]

57. Makes a post ridiculing your cat photos

posts pictures of much CUTER cats

[smallprint]

63. Instantly responds with snarly retort

Post the 3 pictures of cats not yet posted. Then adds 2 dogs, a snake, and a parakeet for good measure.

Hummmph. "Cuter" cats? As if.

[_NorCal_D_]

69. My cat can beat up your cat!

B-) :bounce:

[smallprint]

76. My python can EAT your cat.

Picture of python with grotesque, yet comical, lump in the middle of its body.

[TXlib]

77. I'll winterise your cat!

[smallprint]

83. I'll bet you'd LIKE to, you pervert!

gagging noise

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[TXlib]

111. Shut up! I'll winterise YOU next!

[TXlib]

59. Deleted message

[TXlib]

61. Gloats over how 2 posters just got tombstoned

[TrogL]

71. picks a fight on a completely unrelated conspiracy theory

[TXlib]

78. Thinly veiled threat

[TrogL]

80. not so thinly veiled counter-threat

involves fruit

[TXlib]

84. even less thinly veiled counter-counter threat

involving a kielbasa and a thumbtack.

[TrogL]

101. mentions not being frightened by kielbasa

mumbles something about elephant and something that rhymes with "tick", but wonders what the thumbtack is for.

[TXlib]

102. Mentions this is a 12" kielbasa

that's the diameter, not the length, btw...

[TrogL]

106. measures fist, tries not to panic, mentions it was a small elephant

[TrogL]

107. dares respondent to try it with bologna and Cheese Whiz

[TXlib]

108. Message deleted

[TrogL]

135. Damns Skinner to perdition for banning sex threads

[GoddessOfGuinness]

74. Your mother...

etc etc

[TrogL]

94. Mentions previous dalliance

with aforementioned "mother"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

105. undignified expletives

mingled with crocodile tears

[TrogL]

88. Accuses ZombyWolf of failing to feed the yak - again

[TXlib]

122. Flings poop

makes monkey screeching noises

[Padraig18]

109. Generic gratuitous insult toward both your and Candidate X's ancestry...

:P

[TXlib]

110. senseless act of violence and stupidity

[Endangered Specie]

118. Deragotory remark about your candidates ability to win

Bathroom remark about your support for candidate X.

Un-called for insult about your sex life.

Racial slur generalizing all of those who support canditate Y.

Unsupported hyperbolic compliment about the 'skills' of those in support of candidate Z.


Stereotype + 3-4 4letter words regarging those who support candidate T.

[Endangered Specie]

119. Comparision of Republicain 'R' to Fascist dictator 'F'

Quotes from 1984 suggesting what things will be like.

Suggestion that candidate R should suffer fatal circumstance.

[TXlib]

120. Emphatic agreement

Expression of surprise at agreement in the midst of a global flame war...

[Endangered Specie]

121. profane suggestion that DU person X is homosexually oriented

Questioning the diameter of persons X's external reproductive organs.

Suggestion that person X has insufficnient linear length.

Mant wirds misspelked

Unabashed opinion that I could perform Y times better in a reproductive situation than X; where 10<Y<100000.

Direct Implication that I could acquire women of beauty A while person X couldn't even acquire a woman of beauty B; Where A>=20 B<=-20.

Express un-called for desire for the untimely demise of person X.

[TXlib]

126. Message deleted

[Red State Rebel]

123. Hasn't read the thread, doesn't know the facts but spouts off anyway!

[Endangered Specie]

124. Suggestion that you and your comments...

should become oriented in a place of high latent heat and excessive exothermic reactions, preferably for time N. where N->infinity

[TXlib]

125. Flings more poop

makes more monkey screeching noises

[WoodrowFan]

131. makes comment so insulting is deleted by mods even BEFORE it's posted.

makes comment so insulting is deleted by mods even BEFORE it's posted.

[WoodrowFan]

128. accuses BFEE of killing my goldfish who had a good lefty name like "Karl"

Then remind everybody that only my candidate (which changes hourly) can win, then I attack candidate Z for being a front for skull and bones and bilderberger even though nobody has mentioned candidate Z so far this thread.

[felonious thunk]

130. I accuse your goldfish of being a right-wing spy

and suggest that you were in on it all along, and that it was you who knocked off the goldfish, because you were worried that it was going to turn you in as the freeper that you are.

i then try to sneak some ridiculous sex topic hidden in this large thread.

[WoodrowFan]

132. accuses you of believing estblishment press

accuses you of believing estblishment press instea dof small conspiracy site run by mentally ill homeless man using free computer at library, Claims there were TWO goldfish, one trained by KGB to replace mine and BFEE killed him to hide assassination of president Garfield!

[felonious thunk]

134. Mentions a more obscure web site

that proves that there were actually 10 goldfish, trained respectively by the CIA, FBI, Earl Weaver, NSA, MI5, UN, Nancy Sinatra, OAS, the Vatican, and a 17 year old in Kalamazoo with an unhealthy obsession with 1970s action figures based on television shows.

[WoodrowFan]

136. mentions website so obscure it doesnt even exist!

except in my fevered imagination.

[Padraig18]

137. Accuses you of being the gunman on the grassy knoll...

... even though you weren't born until 1973.

[Endangered Specie]

138. suggest that you shouldnt have been born at all

[Endangered Specie]

139. pointless kick