Why do you think George Bush is aging so quickly?

[Bossy Monkey]

For a guy who works at most 4 days a week and 11 months out of the year, he's aging faster even than Carter and Clinton did, which is saying something. Whatchathink?

[omshanti]

1. The constant lying is starting to take a toll.

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. My thought exactly.

Come clean, Georgie. It'll take years off your face.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Ever see that movie 'The Hunger'? David Bowie? Catch my drift?

[BurtWorm]

3. He really is his momma's boy!

[Green Mountain Dem]

4. I think it's...

the PRETZELS stupid !!

[Atman]

5. He didn't read the fine print in his contract with Satan. n/t

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[MissMarple]

7. Bingo.

Yes, didn't read the fine print.

[Demobrat]

6. I'd say about a quart a day.

Most boozers age pretty fast.

[xJlM]

8. He ran out of the good dope

And Karl hasn't been able to cop any more for him.

He's an old man, even older than me. What do you expect?

[geniph]

9. His friend Jack can have that effect on people...

Jack Daniels, that is...

[Bozita]

10. cirrhosis

not caused by pretzels

[LittleApple81]

11. Why is he "aspiring" his snot on TV so much lately?

I was watching MSNBC this morning and they had a snippet of his veteran's day speech (I guess, I did not watch it but there were a lot of old veterans around him) and there he went: inhale snot, twist mouth, look scared or lost.
hmmmm... I don't think it is the booze. I think he is feeling lost whenever he is not surrounded and protected by his cronies.

[buff2]

12. His actions make him look like a street thug.

I have never seen any President act like he does. He is totally unprofessional in the way he twists his face and nose in public.Hell,I don't know.....maybe he has tourettes syndrom,but then it's like a person who has just done a line of coke. Strange.....and pathetic.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. I'm hoping that those who voted "deep & abiding concern" really meant:

"OH HAHAHA"

[leftyandproud]

14. guilt. *NT*

[cosmicdot]

16. too much effort to keep dying his hair

they campaigned using pictures of him in his 30s

decision to let him go is so all the spin doctors can point that out ... oh, he's aged so much while he's grown into the job ... so the sheep will think he's actually been working like Clinton did

they still do makeup though

mho

PR

[Padraig18]

17. The embalmer's union in DC is on strike...

... and Pickles just isn't as skilled with mortician's wax as they are. :P

[KamaAina]

18. He needs to get back in the coffin quick -- before sunrise

my almanac says sunrise is on November 9, 2004 :-)

[hlthe2b]

19. Can someone post some 'good' then and now photos?

I'd love to see them side-by-side