WWJD?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

What Would Jesus Drink?
(inspired by Prolesunited)

Grog, methinks.

[daytondem]

1. wine [eom]

[EV1Ltimm]

2. I think jesus would be all about Captain & Cokes...

Most laid back guys normally are.

[LearnedHand]

9. LOVE the Buddy Christ, ET

Kevin Smith is a god! (And maybe a goddess!)

[EV1Ltimm]

14. a goddess, really?

did i not read enough into mallrats?

[Exultant Democracy]

3. strictly micro-brews

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Amen, brother!

[MercutioATC]

4. Seems he had a thing for drinking blood...

...and eating flesh (symbolically, of course).

[KCDem]

6. Mead, wouldn't he?

I got drunk with a guy named Jesus once... tequila all the way. :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. The Mesopotamians had beer....

Maybe the Jews of that time did too...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. Nah, that stands for...

Women Want Jewish Doctors

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Womwen? WWWJMSD?

What would Wanna Jump My Scooter Drink? LOL!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. apparently too many wine coolers mixed with vicodin

tonight... can't spell

lol

[LearnedHand]

11. Nah, it stands for...

What Would Jenna Drink?

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=bettybowers.32770

[everythingsxen]

13. Two parts Hydrogen, One part Oxygen

Look, a secret message. :hi:

[Endangered Specie]

16. would be ironic

if he drank grape juice. LOL

(for those of you who dont get that: many churches have the congregation drink "the blood of christ" which is really grape juice)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. My grandmother's church was like that...

...and she was very insistent that my brother and I couldn't have it, because we hadn't been Baptized...

[Overkil]

30. oh ya, I remeber now......

I've drank the "grape juice" of Christ many times. Tasted just the the grape juice at home

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. I think you need some Guinness, oh Goddess.

3998? Don't you agree re the Guinness? I have some downstairs.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. He would no doubt have appreciated fine brew...

I'd love a Guinness right now; but I'm getting over the flu, and unfortunately, alcohol wreaks havoc with my sinuses... :-(
You have one for me, will you girlfriend?

[ChoralScholar]

17. ONLY grape juice, are you kidding?

after all, all the places in the Bible that use the word 'wine' referring to the common use of such translates to 'grape juice', whilst all the references that warn against 'wine' translates to a fermented beverage.

http://www.geocities.com/rhema6/alcohol2.html

NOTE: I don't actually believe this, I just wanted to toss it out there so we can make fun of it. How brainwashed do you have to be to believe this crap? How convenient that these words 'translate' this way.

I have to think he'd be an Amber Bock drinker :)

[OldSoldier]

33. Remember, the Bible is inerrant

Except when they discuss Jesus drinking wine. The Bible says Jesus threw great wine parties, but the fundies will tell you Jesus wasn't a drinker and didn't condone alcohol use.

My opinion: Jesus didn't want dysentery any more than anyone else back then, which is what you got when you drank the water. Wine has alcohol to kill the dysenteric organisms, so it's much better. Remember, the Puritans (who hated drink like they hated the Devil) drank beer on the Mayflower.

[prolesunited]

18. You're blaming me for this sacrilege?!?!?

What an absolute outrage!!!!

Oh, I guess I did mention it. :evilgrin:

Hey, where are you? You're only two posts away. I came back to help you celebrate and you're not here. :shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Must give credit where credit is due!

I had to get my boy to bed...I'm back now though! :D

[DemoTex]

19. I think JC would appreciate the cheap Australian red blend I'm sipping.

I like the Yellow Tail Cab/Shiraz blend (Purple Lable). Cheap, and good. I think Jesus would have served it at supper. He must have had many suppers that we never heard about (before the Last, eh?) Dinner parties with his coterie. Dates with his girls. Sermons on the mounts, leaving a dry throat and a hungry belly. Miracles. I'll bet you Jesus drank as much wine then, as I do now!

[Braden]

20. Calvados

a little Apple Brandy. Forbidden fruit makes good hooch

[elfwitch]

21. Wine !!! The Fruit of the vine. Borei Peri Haga Fen. (Hebrew for wine)

Nice Jewish boy would bless it then have a big ole sip!

[leftofthedial]

22. Bushmills neat, water back

everyone knows Jesus was an Irish Protestant.

[CandyCrim21]

26. ABSOLUTEly...........

Vodka my friends. If I were up there observing what a mess this world has become I would bring on the vodka to no end!! :toast:
Cheers!

[Ladyhawk]

27. Who Would Jesus Do? eom

.

[scottcsmith]

28. Definitely not Manischewitz grape

That stuff is like drinking Nyquil spiked with more Nyquil. Why it's a favorite wine of Jewish rituals I will never know, although it probably has more to do with the fact that the synagogue can by it by the case for a couple of bucks (or so). My synagogue serves it during Kiddush and I swear I've actually grown hair on my chest after drinking a sip.

[OldSoldier]

31. Why Manischewitz is favored in synagogues

The quality helps to regulate consumption. IOW, it's so bad you can't stand to drink that much of it.

[JM]

34. Manischevitz is fine, as long...

...as it is served with an insulin chaser. B-)

Later,
JM

[FDRrocks]

29. Kamikazis and Guinness

I imagine he was a fan of efficiency.

[Loonman]

32. Sam Adams

Boston Ale