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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:41 PM
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I smoke cigarettes and I don't wear underwear
Two ways that I rebel against the thought and/or fashion police.

I want to know other ways to rebel. Any ideas?
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:43 PM
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1. Let your hair grow out,...
don't get a tattoo
don't wear your seat-belt
don't shave
play music really really loud with the windows down
carry a snake around
piss on the sidewalk
fart in public as much as possible
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:44 PM
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2. You're killing yourself on the installment plan, and TMI. nt
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:45 PM
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3. Put The Postage Stamp In The Wrong Place
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:47 PM
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4. If I still smoked cigarettes...
I wouldn't be able to afford underwear.

Not that I can now...

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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:50 PM
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5. You save on buying panties so that you can pay for cigarettes
:kick:
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 08:53 PM
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6. That's disgusting
and you really should wear undies too.
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:00 PM
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7. I was born in underwear
Womens Jockeys are my favorite. We had a girl in High School who didn't wear underwear and all of the guys would watch her come down the stairs in her dress. She was the High School sleaze.
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pinkpops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:04 PM
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8. smoke
underwear
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Superfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:06 PM
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9. Scratch your ass and don't wash your hands
Drive slow in the fast lane
Take 20 items to the 10-item-or-less lane
Burp and fart in fine restaraunts
Pass in the No-passing zone
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:08 PM
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10. Guy of chick? Sorry I forget.
Because my responses sort of vary with gender...
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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:13 PM
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11. dude so, while I scratch my
free range parts, don't give me no crap, buddy!
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:28 PM
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15. Oh I wouldn't be giving you crap...That said...
Oh I can't say it....It's worst than watching a car wreck, the skidding and all.
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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:31 PM
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17. The tracks said
I was only going six, but I guarantee I was at least doing 9.

uhhuh.

huh?
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piece sine Donating Member (931 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:26 PM
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12. I wear underwear and don't smoke cigarettes
does that shock you?
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NaMeaHou Donating Member (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:28 PM
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14. oh my
eyes closed with fear and anxiety in my heart.

This is not a habit, is it?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:27 PM
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13. My pants come up to my waist, not my hips and are straight
legged.
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:29 PM
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16. LOL
Granny Panties!
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-12-03 09:32 PM
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18. You could try...
"I want to know other ways to rebel. Any ideas?" Try wearing cigarettes and smoking underwear, that'd certainly get you labeled as a rebel.:evilgrin:
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