Freeper glossary

[NightTrain]

Feel free to add your own terms to the glossary, as well....

ANTI-CHRIST: See "CLINTON, HILLARY RODHAM."

FREEDOM: Something of yours that a lot of people died defending. As such, you must honor their memories by shutting up and not saying anything critical of the government--unless the current president is a Democrat.

GARBAGE: Any TV show or movie produced, or piece of music written, after 1954.

GOD: 1) The loving, benevolent deity who is going to destroy us. 2) See "LIMBAUGH, RUSH."

REAGAN, RONALD: The best thing to happen to America since the atomic bomb.

SEX: A disgusting act that must only be performed for the procreation of children. This explains why Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Pat Buchanan have so many kids.

WAR: The best way for two governments to settle their differences, particularly when your government has the superior firepower.

[name not needed]

1. .

ADOLPH HITLER: mein fuhrer! i have disappointed you!

[Mike Niendorff]

2. ...

PATRIOT : One who swears allegiance to the Republican Party, to Pat Robertson and to the flag. In that order.

TRAITOR : Anyone who questions the wisdom and honesty of America's unwise and dishonest Republicans.

DEMOCRACY : What America officially is not.

REPUBLIC : What America must always be called (in order to discourage use of the patently offensive term "democracy").

IMMIGRANT : Any American not descended from European immigrants.

CHRISTIAN : Any American descended from European immigrants who associates exclusively with other Americans descended from European immigrants. See also: "segregationist".

MORALITY : That which allows Republicans to kill innocent foreigners in the name of combatting terrorists who kill innocent foreigners.

LEFT-WING : Anyone who does not recognize the right of the government to spy on its own citizens, to kidnap people and hold them without charge or trial, and to execute them in secret. See also : "founding fathers".



MDN

[NightTrain]

4. PATRIOT (2): One who loves his country while...

...hating 98% of the people who live in it.

[SmileyBoy]

3. Here's more...

HEATHEN: 1. One who does not worship Jesus Christ in the form of Protestant (specifically Baptist or Evangelical) Christianity. 2. One who does not follow the teachings of Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell.

ROCK-AND-ROLL: 1. The demonic music produced by Satan (started in 1953) to distract our good, God-fearing young Christian Americans from Bible Studies and Religio-Political action. 2. Distraction among young people, pulling them away from the Lord Jesus Christ towards companionship of those of the opposite gender, or other forms of "popular music".

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. HITLERY - Someone that gives them the terrors.

[Zuni]

6. also

Constitution---a document that assures citizens of the right to own automatic weapons and high powered sniping equitment.

Christian-- a heavily armed white male who pays lip service to the lord

Coulter, Ann---prophet. see also Hannity, Sean and Limbaugh, Rush

Democrat--- a whiny communist sympathizing, pro-Islamic traitor

environment---something to be destroyed

Partisanship---when democrats make accusations against noble GOP
stalwarts

memogate---biggest scandal since Bill Clinton (see also satan, traitor, fallen one, murderer, beast) got a hummer in the WH