I'm a HEATHEN!!!!!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

I have been declaired a heathen for celebrating Christmas and Easter, for not praying to Yauway(Who is that? I'm Christain like she says to be and have no clue!) and I do not believe that Europeans are Israly(sp)and hebrews are not!

Does anyone know any Christain order that believes this way? I would like to at least know what group is telling me that I'm going hell. I know most of the groups that tell me that,but this is a new one!

[La_Serpiente]

1. Hmmmm

Yahwey was the name of God for the Jews I believe (same God as Christians). It is the original name for God.

She's probably a fundamentalist.

[Lady Freedom]

2. Never head of a fundamentalist that did not eat pork?

or follow any of the laws of Mosses. 10 comandments, but not the other old testement laws.

[Bozola]

3. Heathen?

Isn't that a small bush in the family Ericaceae?

[Jackhammer Jesus]

4. Sounds like a crazy fundie to me.

So let me see if I understand this person - you're a heathen for celebrating Christmas and Easter, but not praying to Yahweh - which is the Hebrew name for God - but says she's a Christian?

I dunno, sounds like she's confused as to whether she wants to believe in Jesus or not.

[Nevernose]

5. Yep. They also started the local militia a few years back

My buddy's parents are like that. The dad ran for sheriff on a "kick the federal gov'mint out of Clark County" platform, and they drank liquor with Art Bell.

It's all wrapped up in the Christian Identity movement -- you know, the modern-day Christian Nazis. The Jewish thing is related to the thirteen tribes of Israel, who, after the destruction of the temple, were sent across the world to wander. Twelve of the tribes, good honest Christian white folks, populated Europe. The thirteenth tribe, the tribe of Juda, was evil and cursed by God for loving Satan and the world more than they loved God, and so eventually settled in the same place they left (Israel) and called themselves Jews.

What a bunch of crazy fuckers these people were (but they did let me shoot a machine-gun, which was pretty cool, and they had nothing against underage drinking, which was even cooler).

[sam sarrha]

6. There are some pretty strange strange groups out there....trying to be

more Christian by being Old Testimental... but you cant be a Christian and quote the Old testament to justify killing gays etc... the 'Problem' is that the churches dont teach the teaching of Christ but teach the teaching about Christ... Anyway, I just respectfully excuse myself from them... I do not debate, If they are persistent i ask if i can tell them about Buddhism first... end of problem, the Adventists, etc have a training book that tells them how to approach each person relative to the answer to the initial question, "do you have a religious faith??" my friend told me that in the book under Buddhist it says not to bother, they cant be changed. works for me.

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. You must have Seventh-Day Adventists in your area, huh?

Ah, religion...the most popular mass insanity for the 2000th straight year in a row...

[Lady Freedom]

8. You're going to love this,but....

she says that they are going to hell to! They don't eat right either! And,btw, it is OK to lie to those outside your church according to "this woman". No Christain church that I have ever heard of has ever said that(Repukeains don't count as a church).

There is a LONG story behind this!

[Spider Jerusalem]

9. Weird.

What kind of Christian advocates Mosaic Law, anyway? Way I've heard it, the coming of Christ fulfilled the prophecies of a Messiah and supposedly formed a new covenant not based on that of Moses...Mosaic law being for the Jews alone, but Christianity being the salvation of all mankind...or something like that...

Reminds me of a groups of messianic Jews I heard about ewho accept Jesus as the messiah (although how they're still Jews after doing so confuses me)..."Jews for Jesus".

Insane.

[Lady Freedom]

10. I finaly got her to say what they are!

Christain Isralites. Anybody know anything about them?

[salmonhorse]

11. No dear...

Though you may be a pagan by other's somehow defined either way you're doing just fine by me.

http://www.humboldt.edu/~wh1/4251.David/4251.WarGod.html

[Lady Freedom]

12. Thank You!

:D

[WeirdSceneGoldmine]

13. True story

I fixed my (Jewish) brother inlaw's car when it died on a caravan road trip. (I used my sister's braces and a kotex to haywire the broken points and he commented that I Hebrew engineered his car and his step brother (black) chimed in that it was more of an afro engineering repair. I told them both that that kind of talk could be taken wrong by some people and they both said they trusted that I would kick anyones butt that said it as an insult. I said you're right but both of you will have to tell me when to stop and they said don't worry, we'll charge them overtime for tying you up.

I love my family.