My neighbor's chopped up body is in my fridge. Ask me anytthing

[Bucky]

Oh, and I live in Texas. Any chance I might get Galveston as the trial venue? As an ironic twist I could claim I'm a New York millionnaire and they'd conclude that I'm crazy. Oops, gotta go look for that head now...

[La_Serpiente]

1. I thought Texas

was supposed to be the place where they were tough on crime.

I guess the jury goes easy on the rich and harsh on the poor.

[Antilope]

2. Tastes like chicken.

He must be off to the supermarket now to buy some fava beans and a nice Chi-an-ti. :o

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Is it the busybody president of your homeowner's association?

If so, no jury would convict you.

[Rowdyboy]

4. This whole story has stunned me?

Any idea whats going on? The jury (on television last night) seemed odd...

[Booberdawg]

5. I don't get it either

But according to the account I just read in Latest News Forum, it looks like the jury simply couldn't agree on the degree of the murder charge. The defense gambled on murder all the way and no chance of a lesser charge such as manslaughter.

So, perhaps they WOULD have convicted on a lesser charge. Looks like the defense strategy paid off.

Only in America.

Was discussing famous verdicts with another DUer just tonight. I still don't think any other is as bad as the Rodney King verdict. I recall exactly where I was when I heard that verdict announced. I was NOT expecting it and was absolutely stunned. I said out loud to myself - "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. There will be hell to pay for this." And there was .....

[Myra]

6. My neighbor's chopped up body is in my fridge. Ask me anytthing

Ok.

Are you rich?

If not, go to jail go directly to jail do not pass go; oh, and
what do you want for your last meal?
If so, you're free to go have a nice life.