Poll: Guppies, Puppies, or Yuppies?

[ohiosmith]

Why?

[JVS]

1. When I was younger, just a bad little kid

My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said


What did she say?


She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success


Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!


Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist


Goodness gracious!


And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist


Fitting braces


And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers


Dentist!


And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.

[ohiosmith]

6. The Leader of the Plaque.

[Shell Beau]

2. Puppies have such sweet puppy breath!

[Bassic]

3. Whats a guppie? n/t

[JVS]

4. Fish

[Bassic]

5. Yuck I hate fish.

[JVS]

7. It's not the kind of fish people hate

Guppies are pets, they are not for eating.

Or are you so cruel and inhumane as to hate housepet fish along with the kind that are eaten?

[Bassic]

9. Oh, pet fish are cool.

[ohiosmith]

8. Guppy

[Bassic]

11. Oh, quite beautiful

[Shell Beau]

10. It's a little bitty fish