Republicans are...

[SoCalDem]

republicans are "Cops".. Dems are "C.S.I."

republicans are Springer...Dems are Now with Bill Moyers

more..more...more.. help me

[terrya]

1. Republicans are....

Republicans : monster truck rallies

Democrats: a night at the symphony

[w13rd0]

2. Republicans are...

...a public toilet littered with cigarette butts and vomit...

...Democrats are a pristine bidet...

[Flaming Meaux]

3. Repubs are...

...generic hair metal...Dems are Led Zeppelin.
...Coors Lite beer...Dems are Finger Lakes merlot.
...Ford Exploders...Dems are Honda Civic hybrids.
...Dogs Playing Poker...Dems are Picasso.

[rogerashton]

4. and where do

bluegrass, Victory Hop Devil Ale, Subaru Outbacks and Jamie Wyeth fit into all this?

[WoodrowFan]

5. HEY!

I LIKE hair metal!!

Repuks are degrading reality shows where people eat bugs for money, Democrats are "The American Experience" on PBS.

Repuke primary season is "Triumph of the Will" but Democratic primaries are Monty Python!

[piece sine]

9. some snob you turned out to be.....

"Finger Lakes Merlot?!" Good Lord, do people actually drink that? Red wines from New York?! I shiver at the very idea....

Good Dems don't let other Dems drink "Finger Lakes Merlot."

[LynneSin]

6. Republicans are Mullets, Democrats have clean fresh stylish hair

:D

[liberalmuse]

7. And...

Republicans are white robes, hoods and burning crosses...Democrats are black gowns, caps with tassles and PhD's

Republicans are Laffy Taffy...Democrats are Lindt Truffles

Republicans are Anna Nicole Smith...Democrats are Marilyn Monroe

Republicans are the 'Smokey and the Bandit' series...Democrats are 'The Godfather' series.

[Vitruvius]

8. Republicans are career criminals,

Dems are decent folk.

[chefgirl]

10. Republicans are.......

Republicans are......The Threat Matrix
Democrats are......The West Wing

-chef-

[grannylib]

11. More

Repugnicans are PCBs and mercury; Democrats are pure water
Repugnicans are endless pavement; Democrats are unspoiled wilderness
Repugnicans are The National Enquirer; Democrats are (insert your favorite journal-with-integrity here)
Repugnicans are "Take your Limit and then some" Democrats are catch and release

[Kolesar]

12. Republicans are old men complaining,

Democrats are children playing with puppies.