You know you are a Red Neck when...

[BlueJac]

1) you think a "Condi" is something you put on before having safe sex

2) you think "Bush" is something between a womans legs

3) you think "Rove" is how you get a canoe around in a flood

4) you think "terra" means radical islamist's

5) you think "Nero" is just a pizza parlor

6) you think "Cheney" was in the "Hunchback of Notre Dame"

7) you think "Rummy" is just a card game

8) you think "Colin" was something men have check ups on

9) you think "Bin Lyin" is what GW Bush does

10) you think "Hitler" is actually dead

11) you think ".......

[Droopy]

1. Hitler is alive? I must be a redneck.