Caption the Mack Daddy and his stable

[CatWoman]

[underpants]

1. Man, Condi looks terrible

:bounce:

Those are the three women wingnuts who can't get put on the bench.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. i dont think thats condi

just a guess though. Unless she's taken to hittin the pipe cause of all the stress of war.

[underpants]

4. No I know it's not

see my post above.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. "horse dicks

are this big. . . no i aint shittin ya. These ladies know firsthand. Did I ever tell you that before I was King I lived on a ranch?"

[MUAD_DIB]

5. I have a question first before I caption anything.

Why is John Ashcroft in drag in this photo (our far left)?

[CatWoman]

6. *snarf*

Well, Rummy has a thing for dressing in drag, too

[MUAD_DIB]

9. That really creeps me out.

I feel funny...

[Melsky]

7. I noticed that too

same expression of madness on their faces.

[beanball]

15. Those three catty broads

Melsky your cats are much prettier.A fan

[Terran]

10. OMG

She looks JUST like Old John! Yikes!!

[wysimdnwyg]

8. OK, we're gonna have us an AUCTION!

Now, first up for bids are the services of the lovely lady on my right. As you can see, she's a blonde, so all you guys will want to have a go.

So what do I hear? $50?


From the crowd: I'll give you 50 CENTS!

[mmm]

11. Four of the nastiest people you could ever meet

I bid... absolutely nothing (but you gotta throw Bush in on the deal
to make it worth my while).
And, when I win, you have to provide a dumpster for them to live in
and rats for them to eat.

(Damn! I think I bid too high.)

[CanuckAmok]

12. "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 'MatronWorld!"

with apologies to Michael Crighton.

[Richardo]

13. Washington portrait: "Geez, maybe *I* should have surrendered at Yorktown"

:eyes:

[skip fox]

14. "I got ho's in all the area codes!"

:toast:

[MSchreader]

16. "... and these are my Handmaids"

"It's a pilot program."

Martin

[cosmicdot]

17. W is saying: so what if they're stuck in the 1700s, speak Olde English ...

and are homely-looking .... by the time we finish, they might be actually ahead of the times ... did you ever think about that? hey, they already see 'an eye for an eye' with Ashcroft ...

[Braden]

18. * ....

"I asked Karl to bring me a Brazilian Girl with an ass like this."

[XNASA]

19. "The trouble with all these tribbles is that they hate freedom."