Yavin4
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:32 PM
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Clinton Got A BlowJob. Bush Did Not. |
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Clinton was a great president who brought us 8 years of unprecedented peace and prosperity.
Bush's presidency is nothing more than a series of catastrophic events.
Thus, we can conclude that when men get blowjobs, they're able to accomplish great things, and when men don't get blowjobs, they're more likely to start wars and cause other catastrophic events.
So, ladies, if you want the world to be a better place, then start giving out blowjobs.
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LaraMN
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:34 PM
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1. Give us gals some credit. |
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If it were that simple, we'd have figured it long before you!:evilgrin:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:35 PM
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2. Let me know how this works for you |
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Actually, blowjobs are all about supply and demand. And I think I'll stop now, while I'm ahead.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:53 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:50 PM
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3. I'm liking this logic very much. |
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:evilgrin: Does that make me a bad person? Or just an adolescent sex-hound?
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:53 PM
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4. that ribbon gives me the vapours! (fanning myself) |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:53 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:54 PM
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8. Yes, a fleshy, writhing turd. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:55 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 11:55 PM by ZombieNixon
It's all sumblinable, I tell ye.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:54 PM
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7. But then there's the Jennifer Fitzgerald exception. |
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I mean Jenny more than likely polished 41's knob a few times and look how he did.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:55 PM
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9. For eight more years of peace & prosperity, I would give |
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Sat Sep-17-05 01:10 AM
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:55 PM
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10. I like the way you think. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:56 PM
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11. Let's eliminate the middle "man" and have all women leaders |
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It'd save us all a bunch of bullshit. You could deal with your penii problems privately while we actually help the world. Deal? :)
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:58 PM
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12. is this one of them thar |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:58 PM
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13. well, that new study says half of all teens give or get 'em... |
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so the future looks good!
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Sat Sep-17-05 12:45 AM
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14. In the words of Samantha from SATC... |
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"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Honey. They don't call it a job for nothin'!"
...truer words have NEVER been spoken. :)
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Sat Sep-17-05 01:08 AM
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15. When ever my husband has a real tough problem at work, |
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and is truely having no hope of finding a solution, I take over and amazingly enough, problem solved.:argh: :9 :blush: :pals: :think:
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Sat Sep-17-05 01:12 AM
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17. Unprecedented prosperity? |
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Ask the families affected by "welfare reform" if the 90s was a decade of prosperity for them. I don't think so.
And I won't even mention NAFTA.
Clinton was a good, so-so president, but by no means the greatest.
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Sat Sep-17-05 01:35 AM
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19. "A good so-so president" sums it up. |
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No FDR, not even LBJ; "peace" bar Bosnia and Somalia and a few other minor conflagrations; the "unprecedented prosperity" of a stock market run, driven by the tech bubble, that looked an awful lot like what happened in the late 1920's (the American standard of living and average per capita income in constant dollars peaked in 1967, by the way...so much for "unprecedented"). And then there's NAFTA and the triumph of neoliberalism and the subsequent death of most of the US textile industry and so on; maybe he wasn't getting enough blowjobs. :shrug:
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