Anyone ever clean their ducts with ducks?

[BurtWorm]

I haven't. I'm not sure I even have ducts. In my house. I rent. I don't have ducks, either. But I'll bet they'd work if you dressed them in little chamois outfits, put duck chow at one end and let them loose on the other. What do you think?

[OldSoldier]

1. Not a good idea

Unless you put a little bag under their bottoms. That duck chow has to go somewhere, and ducks are excellent producers of it.

Ferrets might work.

[HEyHEY]

2. Ducks clean chimneys well

tie a rope around a duck's neck....toss the rope down the chimneys and pull the duck through.

Man that sounds more disturbed than I wanted it to ...

[wtmusic]

3. I'm still trying to figure out what duck tape is for

Mine never required taping!