Mmmmmmmm Chocolate...

[everythingsxen]

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Here little mousey..... come get the chocolate...

[AlienGirl]

1. Hey, you know my motto:

"Chocolate, it's what's for breakfast!"

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

2. I know..

I know.. amazing coincidence isn't it?

You liking chocolate and me starting a chocolate thread. It's eerie! :P

[AlienGirl]

4. Spooky even!

It's like you...you...READ MY MIND!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

5. Hrrrmm...

Interesting.. very interesting.

How do I know these things? What does it all mean! :o

[AlienGirl]

7. I think it means...

We should go out to dinner sometime! :P

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

11. I think it does..

and we will... :P

Just as soon as a few things pan out.... like finding a job. :o

Damn you Bush! Record job growth in Florida, my ass! :grr:

[AlienGirl]

13. But who will provide our transportation?

*giggle*

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

15. Mercedes-Benz perhaps?

:P

Seriously though... I am thinking Southwest Airlines for part of the trip. Your car for the other part. :o

[AlienGirl]

19. Indubitably...

But Mercedes-Benz is funnier. :P

[everythingsxen]

20. True.

It is funnier. But only to you and I. To everyone else, we are lunatics. :crazy:

[AlienGirl]

21. But that, too, is funny

After all, what good is a funny-ass situation without lunacy? Huh? Huh? *runs around screaming in a Gir-voice*

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

25. Fair enough..

*howls at the moon*

Squid prices are up!

*incoherant babbling*

The velociraptor eats penguins on the western bridge!

*gurgling sounds*

Wolves stole my potato fields!!

[AlienGirl]

26. Happy Noodle Boy, is that you?

Jellybeans! Gaze into the spookiness of my bladder!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

29. Glarble garkin' shchnergle!!

*beats himself in the head with a sledgehammer multiple times*

GLABBITY BLERGLE HAFFIN NEFA!!!

*Runs at full speed into a wall*

Chocolate is so awesome!

*bounces off the walls*

[AlienGirl]

31. Hmmm...

From the sound of the consonants in your babbling, I'd say you must've eaten some *German* chocolate...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

32. Whatever do you mean...

Frau Tucker?

Zis ist no time to make any sort ov German accusations!

Zis ist die time of Chocolate! All hail die Chocolate! :P

*eats more chocolate*
*bounces off the walls again*

[AlienGirl]

33. Ohh, nuthin'...

*acting really casual* Nothing to see here...nothing at all...

Doo dee doo dee doo dee! Bloaty's Pizza Hog!

[everythingsxen]

34. Do....

*glances around nervously*

*they* know?

[AlienGirl]

35. Bloaty knows!

It was all in the prophecy prophecized by...Fred!

[everythingsxen]

36. Right...

But do *THEY* know?

[AlienGirl]

37. No...

They are merely...innocent bystanders...

[everythingsxen]

39. Innocent eh?

*whispers to himself*

I see.

The lemmings are attacking. 'Ware the lighthouse at noon!

[AlienGirl]

41. Not lemmings...

Some say rats, some say mice, either way, small and cute. But lemmings, no...

[everythingsxen]

43. Rats and Mice

They are nice
lemmings and ghouls
make us fools
I am insane,
No I am sane.

[Rainbowreflect]

10. It's really weird because I'm eating chocolate.

Just opened my dove dark as I opened this thread.

[everythingsxen]

17. Another servant of the

Dark one.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA :evilgrin:

[omshanti]

3. Mmmmmmmm.......

chocolate....

brb have to make a chocolate run.

Thanks for ruining my diet.

[everythingsxen]

6. You are certainly welcome.

Obey the dark lord Chocolate. :P

[AlienGirl]

8. Or the Lord Dark Chocolate, as the case may be!

[omshanti]

9. Lindt truffles, Godiva bars, Cadbury Nut bars...

When the Dark Lord Chocolate has spoken, She must be obeyed....

(I think the Dark Lord Chocolate has to be female, no?)

[everythingsxen]

12. Lord.. Lady ... who cares...

:shrug:

It's pure evil and very sweet. :evilgrin:

Give in to the dark side!

[AlienGirl]

14. Pure sweet evil...mmmmm...eeeevil

[everythingsxen]

16. Eeeeeeeeeveeeeeel as in...

the fru-its of the deveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel. :P

[omshanti]

18. ok.

I give in to the Dark Side. I will no longer feel guilty for eating large amounts of luxurious chocolate.

Thanks for convincing me. :-)

[geniph]

22. I thought Skinner shut down the sex threads?

surely this counts as one?

[everythingsxen]

30. Ah.. but this is a better than sex thread...

:P

Well.. almost. ;-)

[omshanti]

23. Weird Karma! I just got handed a piece of chocolate cake!

How weird is this? Someone at work is having a birthday and they just stopped by to give me a huge slice of choc cake. (I didn't know beforehand that there was going to be cake).

The Dark Lord of Chocolate has indeed spoken.
Freaky!

[AlienGirl]

24. Spooky, yes?

Once you've surrendered to the power of the Dark Lord Chocolate, these things happen...they just doooooo...

Tucker

[omshanti]

27. Should have surrendered to Dark Lord Choc sooner.

very spooky.

[everythingsxen]

28. The power of chocolate...

defeats even the power of cheese.

Although.. does that make Chocolate Cheesecake the most powerful thing on the planet?

Was that what we were looking for in Iraq? Chocolate cheesecake? :P

[grannylib]

38. 4 basic food groups: chocolate, pizza, coffee, and chocolate

[AlienGirl]

42. It's chocolate, pizza, coffee, and beer, actually!

:hi:

[everythingsxen]

40. The Power of Chocolate compels you...

Eat Chocolate.
Donate to DU.
Eat more chocolate.
Reply to this thread to boost Xen's.. I mean Chocolate's ego. :P

[OneBlueSky]

44. Top Ten Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

10. With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
8. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working
hours without upsetting your co-workers.
7. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
5. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
3. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

and the Number 1 reason why chocolate is better than sex:

1. You can GET chocolate.

[LuLu550]

45. hmmmmm

DARK chocolate! yeah....