How do I cook a Vegetarian for the Holidays?

[radwriter0555]

I need recipe Ideas, FAST!

I have one coming for dinner, and I'm not sure what type of stuffing to use. He's very LEAN.... Need a stuffing that would fatten him up a bit.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Stringy meats need a long cook time.

I suggest a slow braise, or possibly a stew.

[Gin]

2. baste him or her with butter..stuff them with stuff...

and find a big microwave. :)

[everythingsxen]

7. You are sick!

How could you waste such a fine meal in a microwave??!!

Yuck! :P

[AlienGirl]

17. I know you...

You'd prefer an open fire, wouldn't you? :P

[everythingsxen]

20. BWAHAHAHA

You know me all too well. :P

[West Coast Democrat]

3. Check out the Vegetarian Times website

they have a lot of recipes available.

[prolesunited]

15. Umm...

I don't think you read the question carefully enough.

Perhaps you could ask the Fiji villagers for advice?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=590&ncid=716&e=8&u=/ap/20031113/ap_on_re_au_an/fiji_cannibal_apology

[West Coast Democrat]

23. You're Right On That

I guess I just wasn't expecting such a stupid thread. I'm not a Lounge Lizard.

[radwriter0555]

25. Yeah, we call this humor based on dyslexia.

It's all in good fun.

[prolesunited]

26. I'm a vegetarian

I wasn't offended. :shrug:

[radwriter0555]

27. Gonna simmer you right up with some garlic.

Yum EEEEEE!

[prolesunited]

28. Mmm...

I love garlic. Never been smothered with it, though. ;-)

[radwriter0555]

29. Not even slathered?

Hmm.... with some buttuh?

[everythingsxen]

4. Never been a fan of stews or other forms..

I am an old fashioned kind of guy. I prefer the slow-roasted with a spit over an open fire method.

You might want to use some sort of BBQ sauce, or possibly some other form of glazing.

:evilgrin:

[eleny]

5. Do you need a meal for the holiday

or for other meals during the holidays because the Vegan will be there for a few days? I have a meal that I make once in a while because I like it. I'm not Vegetarian.

[OldSoldier]

6. Grilled.

With a tasty sauce.

[Rowdyboy]

8. Fill with Cornbread dressing with oysters....

Marinate with whiskey, gin, vodka and wine for 12 hours. Roast slowly for 36 hours, basting frequently.

[davidinalameda]

9. deep fry that sucker!

whoo hoo!

[radwriter0555]

19. Where in heck would I get a pot that big?

Fiji?

[GOPisEvil]

10. OK, dammit, I'll say it: with fava beans and a nice chianti!

There!

[Sting]

11. how to cook a vegetarian?

hmmm.....baste him, stuff him, and put him in the oven on 350 degrees for 5-7 hours, until golden brown. :evilgrin:
Sting

[luckyluke]

12. I'm vegetarian, and I'm very offended

I don't like being called *lean*. *Slim*, maybe.

-ll

[radwriter0555]

18. Hey, all I know is I pay MORE for LEAN hamburger than for the fatty

stuff, and they CALL it LEAN, not SLIM so get over it already.

Come on over here, lemme have a nibble there.... see how sweet you are....

[omshanti]

22. I'm vegetarian, and I'm not lean!

I blame the Dark Lord Chocolate.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

13. Dont cook him

it will take all of the valubale nutrients from his flesh. I'd say make sushi out of him by cutting him nice and lean.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Yeah, but is it a sushi-grade vegetarian?

Nothing like getting the rice ready, only to have inferior quality vegetarian.

[supernova]

16. Check this movie for recipe

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover



http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0097108/

[Rowdyboy]

21. There is a barbeque recipe in "Fried Green Tomatoes

at the Whistle Stop Cafe" (book version)...Looked really good in the movie

[ajacobson]

24. Dr. Lecter sez

fava beans and nice bottle of chianti

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