How the hell am I supposed to get to 3000 posts...

[VelmaD]

if we can't talk about sex in the Lounge anymore? ;-)

A little help here. Ask me something. Anything.

[On the Road]

1. Well, To Paraphrase One of Carter's Top Advisors,

You can't talk about sex but you CAN talk about 'the banana.'

"The banana has been a source of intense discussion and great amusement on DU..."

[VelmaD]

2. *snort*

banana...*snort*

Good source of potassium. :-)

[BurtWorm]

3. Do you like your bananas peeled?

Or unpeeled?

[VelmaD]

6. Well, usually...

I don't get a choice on that. It's already unpeeled by the time I get there.

[BurtWorm]

8. Damn rhesus monkeys!

They can't wait for anything! I'll bet they finish the banana before you're even ready to have a bite yourself!

[VelmaD]

10. If I say something here...

about spanking the monkey do you reckon it'll get deleted? ;-)

[patdem]

4. Sex? what is Sex...I thought you were talking about a banana for a moment

gee...Like what was your first banana encounter and did you cum???? er uh come?

[VelmaD]

9. Bananas make me...

really hyper-active actually. Dunno why. Then again it could have been the ice cream or the chocolate sauce that wound me up. :shrug:

My first "banana" encounter is an entirely different matter altogether. :-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. What do you think about when you're not thinking about sex?

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

7. Sports,

music, politics, what to have for dinner, work, and more sex.

[Skittles]

11. the sex posts WERE getting a bit kinky

there ARE plenty of other web sites to get your jollies

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. sex posts, kinky?

What's next, candidate posts that get political? :)

[VelmaD]

13. I am SO not at DU...

to get my jollies. I just think it was nice to have a safe place to talk about it. Some of the "other web sites" are a LOT creepy.

[Skittles]

14. some of the posts did smack of jollies-seeking

not that I'm naming any names :7

[VelmaD]

17. *cough...

Magic Rat...cough* :-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

22. something in your throat Velma?

Need a cough drop?

:shrug:

What?

WHAT!?!?!

[VelmaD]

30. Gee...

that's a loaded question. ;-)

Oops, getting to overtly sexual again. :eyes:

[THUNDER HANDS]

43. wow...i wasn't even thinking naughty thoughts

Am now though....Better scrub them out of my head...

*scrub, scrub, scrub*

[Hubert Flottz]

49. Name 50!

LINKS PLEASE!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Flame War, Now! BITCH!

[VelmaD]

16. Listen you...

you might wanta back the fuck up and rethink how you phrased that.

DON'T MAKE ME GET SKITTLES TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. I checked the rules. I'm being perfectly civil. BITCH! HO! FREEP!

[VelmaD]

19. *sigh*

sorry...you hit a button you didn't know was there...getting called a bitch pulls me right out of the mood to play.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. Oops. Apologies.

Perhaps the most forceful of words. Sorry.

[VelmaD]

21. s'ok

I'm pretty thick-skinned and there are very few things that I get all sensitive about. Bitch is one of them.

Oops. I said it too now.

Don't sweat it - we're good. But if you feel the overwhelming need for a little punishment to get it out of your system you just let me know. ;-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Will make a note of it in the large file I'm putting together about DU'ers

which I'm going to sell straight to John Ashcroft as soon as I sober up.

[VelmaD]

26. I want a cut...

let me in on it and I won't tell the others what you're up to. *bats eyelashes enticingly*

[Meshuga]

23. How do you see how many posts you have after 1000 posts?

Once you hit 1000 it says 1000+ posts. Where do you see the actual number?

[VelmaD]

25. Click on the little head icon...

that takes you to your user profile which lists your actual number of posts. :-)

[Meshuga]

29. I see, thanks!

[SOteric]

27. Maybe you could 'poll vault' there...

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

32. Is that a hint...

to get off my butt and do the "doll-baby" poll?

[SOteric]

37. Not specifically, - but I'll bet it would

up your post count. :hi:

[felonious thunk]

28. How about writing us daily with a new philosophy

that's based on the record catalog of Kenny Loggins?

[VelmaD]

33. I may be into pain, but...

that's too much even for me. :scared:

[felonious thunk]

35. But you gotta cut footloose

"I been working so hard
Keep punching my card
Eight hours, for what?"

For what, indeed Kenny. For what, indeed.

[VelmaD]

38. Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!

Now I've got that song stuck in my head. *bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Make it stop make it stop make it stop!

[felonious thunk]

44. Glad to help!

I feel like Logginstentualsim is really taking off!

"Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity"

That's some deep ass shit right there.

[VelmaD]

46. You are truly evil...

I don't wanta contemplate the deeper meaning of bad movie soundtracks from the 80s. I just want someone to beat my skull in with a hammer so I don't have to hear them anymore.

[trof]

31. perseverance and self-discipline

You can do it, I know you can.
And don't start getting off on the discipline thing.
;-)

[slinkerwink]

34. well.....we can talk about pets or chocolate or which candidate is the....

hottest.....or put up pictures of mel gibson and josh hartnett....or angelina jolie or........j.lopez...

[VelmaD]

36. Eeeeeeeeeew...

none of the candidates is hot. Just ew.

And we gotta work on your taste in men (hell, and women for that matter - I mean JLO, really?):-). Try Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor and Johnny Depp. *drool*

[GOPisEvil]

39. Uh, really...if you want to talk hot men...

You need look no further than right here! :D

*then I wake up*

:P

[VelmaD]

41. How could I...

have ever left you out. You're a stud. A hunk. Truly a giant among men.

*see Velma pimp GOPisEvil to slinkerwink*

And don't forget my 20 bucks. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

42. Damn - that was worth 25!

*writes check*

Uh...you might want to wait until the first to cash that badboy. :D

[VelmaD]

45. I figured as much...

you are a State employee after all.

[slinkerwink]

50. lol.......

Thanks for the pimping of GOPisEvil....now I need a Corona.

*looks around* :beer:

[VelmaD]

52. Hey, us State employees...

gotta do something to suppliment our pay. :evilgrin:

[geniph]

47. Mel Gibson?!!! Ick. Ick. Ick.

His inner ugliness is really starting to show through. Ick.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

48. Mel Gibson? Plugs. Bad Plugs.

Why do they ever think plugs are a good idea?

[slinkerwink]

51. I don't like Mel Gibson now but when he was younger......

he was hot. I really think Josh Hartnett is hot and so is Adrien Brody. Angelina Jolie's a huge sexpot ;-) So is Rachel Ray, my favorite celebrity TV chef....

[leftist_rebel1569]

40. I dunno!

I need help getting to 3000 posts, too!