El Fuego
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Tue Sep-20-05 10:36 AM
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Help need medical advice! |
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this morning when i woke up i discovered i had turned into a giant cockroach.
i just had this overwhelming urge to dash under the refrigerator, and now i've broken my left antenna. shit.
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:15 AM
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1. WTF? Have you tried superglue? Duct tape? |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:45 AM
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and now that i am a lower life form i have to change my party affiliation
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:17 AM
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2. Locking. DU is not authorized to give medical advice to cockroaches. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 11:17 AM by BikeWriter
:shrug:
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:17 AM
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3. Whatever you do, don't lie on your back |
El Fuego
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:52 AM
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24. when that happens it will be all over |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:18 AM
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4. For God's sake, turn off the lights. |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:24 AM
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:52 AM
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23. Don't laugh Richardo, we're trying to help the poor man, uh, cockroach! |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:46 AM
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16. every time the lights are on i am compelled to run under the stove |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:20 AM
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you will eat just about anything & will be able to survive nuclear holocaust.
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:24 AM
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9. And can live over a week without the head, so |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:52 AM
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25. i don't use my head much anyway |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:20 AM
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6. Are you at least an anthropomorphic roach? |
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Or are you hunting and pecking right now?
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:23 AM
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Remember that from HS English? :shrug:
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:57 AM
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27. and mehitabel yes i remember |
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but i will not be waxing poetic because this totally sucks
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:56 AM
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26. i think i am anthropomorphic bug |
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it is a sad thing. i thought cher would be here since she said at the end it would be just her and cockroaches
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:23 AM
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8. OK, so you woke up and you are a Conservative |
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Best thing to do is read some speeches by Bobby Kennedy, then meditate in front of a photo of MLK.
Good luck with that.
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El Fuego
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:48 AM
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17. i am trying to register at free republic now |
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look for me as el cucaracha. as a lower life form i am naturally a right-winger
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:25 AM
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11. Recommended thread for Greatest Page. |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:26 AM
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12. Not to worry, it'll grow back... |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:58 AM
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:28 AM
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He knows a thing or two about sudden metamorpheses...
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:29 AM
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14. Pull yourself together man and get to work. |
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:50 AM
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just don't bring any raid
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:48 AM
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18. Is having your antenna broken |
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causing you to walk in a circle? CALL 911!!!!!
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:51 AM
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:cry: it's hard to work the phone :cry:
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:50 AM
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20. Life's not worth living as a cockroach. |
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I suggest you squirt yourself with a giant can of Raid.
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Tue Sep-20-05 11:51 AM
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at least cher will be with me
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