Sauron vs. Morgoth - who would you vote for?

[PVnRT]

You're doomed either way, so you better pick one...

[grytpype]

1. Hi, please post another twenty variations of this joke. THanx.

[PVnRT]

5. Gee, sorry for offending you

:eyes:

[VelmaD]

6. Why did you respond?

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

2. Morgoth could kick

Sauron's ass any day.

Just think about it. Sauron makes namby-pamby little rings. Morgoth made Balrogs muthafucka.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Nah. Eru could have them both. Easy

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Nah. Eru could have them both. Easy

[picus9]

9. Dinky Little Rings?

One of which can rule them all and in the darknesss bind them, motherf**er

[VelmaD]

10. Bind them all except...

a bunch of hairy, waist-high Hobbits. Sauron got his butt kicked by shaved Ewoks for christ's sake. :P

[Zero Gravitas]

7. Either one would be better than Bush

[xJlM]

8. A humble little hobbit took down Sauron

And isn't that the way it goes? Pride goes before the fall.

[hatrack]

11. Depends - which of them is running as a Democrat?

That's what I'd look for!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Sauron seemed to do a lot of outsourcing

what with the subsidiary plants at Minas Morgul and Isengard, I'd say he was a big business repug. Morgoth strikes me as the libertarian type.