Tom Kitten
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Thu Sep-22-05 11:38 PM
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My odd encounter at a stoplight today... |
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Okay, so I'm going home from work and pull up to a red light in the right lane with my window down... In the left lane next to me is a huge pickup truck...
I'm stopped there (it's a long red light) listening to Randi Rhodes when I hear the question "Wanna race?"
I turn down the radio and looked over...two very big and burly looking guys, who could have been twins and/or NFL linemen, were looking right at me, waiting for a reply...
I looked at their truck, (twice as big as my thirty year old car) wondering if they were serious, I said "I don't know how I can beat you!"
The driver replied, "Gotta stick?"
I started to say "no, it's an automatic"...
when the passenger guy says "He wants to know if you can beat him with a stick..."
Just then the light turned green and they sped off, turning left...
I continued to go forward...thinking to myself
:wtf:
honest!
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Thu Sep-22-05 11:50 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Fri Sep-23-05 12:01 AM
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2. Definitely weird, my dear Tom Kitten......... |
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The world is full of weirdos.......
I'm just glad they turned the corner, and left you alone......
:shrug:
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Fri Sep-23-05 12:18 AM
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3. I think it was meant to be a joke. |
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You know, they have a big fast truck & you have an old slow car...the only way you'd be able to beat him would be with a stick...
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Fri Sep-23-05 08:10 AM
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8. You're probably right. |
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Fri Sep-23-05 12:53 AM
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4. When he asked to race you could have said..... |
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"Sure. I'll race you to the corner of disdain and ennui. Oh wait! I'm already there! I win!"
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Fri Sep-23-05 08:15 AM
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:applause:
I never think of good stuff like this when the time is right!
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Fri Sep-23-05 12:56 AM
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5. freepers are the dumbest life form ever to live on earth |
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the reason they don't believe in evolution is because they're the only branch of humanity that has actually gotten dumber - that is, devolved - over time.
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Fri Sep-23-05 01:33 AM
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6. I think they were going for the sexual bit... |
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Fri Sep-23-05 01:38 AM
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7. Where's a fire extinguisher full of mace when you need it? |
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