Favorite fictional product names.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Inspired by atomic-fly's "big Kahuna Burger" thread.

The Simpsons is great for them- Laramie cigarettes, Buzz Cola, Duff Beer, Krustyburger, etc.

ON EDIT- on last night's "CSI," someone was smoking Morley cigarettes. Wasn't that the Cigarette Smoking Man's brand. Must have been a writer for the X-Files on that episode.

[AlCzervik]

1. Colon Blow cereal

[eyesroll]

2. I like "I can't believe it's not shit!" myself...

From a Callahan cartoon...

[tonkatoy57]

3. Acme, of course.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. "Big Mac"

LOL! Like anybody would actually eat something called a "Big Mac!"

[terrya]

5. Vitameativegamin

Pretty much says it all, I think.

[Jokerman]

6. Chessy Poofs (South Park)

If we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be lame.


Also liked "Potato Poopies" from the original Dick Van Dyke show.

[SarahB]

45. We even call them "cheesy poofs" in my house!

They're not Cheetos or cheese puffs, but Cheesy Poofs. Always.

[Iris]

7. Power Milk Biscuits from Prairie Home Companion

Hell, they could be real. I dunno know!?! :shrug:

[Iris]

25. oops! Powder Milk!

[Taverner]

8. Ubik!

[Redstone]

9. Laramie is a real cigarette name, sort of.

They used to make "roll your own" kits, and may still be in business for all I know.

Redstone

[qnr]

49. Hmmm I had one called Larado (Laredo?) IIRC n/t

[Redstone]

59. Dammit, you're right! It WAS Laredo, not Laramie. Thank you

for providing a patch in my hole-ridden memory.

I stand corrected.

Redstone

[qnr]

66. YW, though technically, I was thinking it was just another brand :) n/t

[anarch]

10. Dehydrated Water

"just add water!"

Also, in the movie Repo Man, all the generically labeled products, such as "Beer", and "Food":

[MN ChimpH8R]

11. Slurm, Bachelor Chow,

Powdered Toast. I wonder if one could live exclusively on those three?

[qnr]

50. Now with flavor! n/t

[qnr]

52. self-delete n/t

[Allenberg]

12. Happy Fun Ball

WARNING!

Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,Temporary Blindness,
Profuse sweating, Heart Palpitations.

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

If Happy Fun Ball should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[SOteric]

13. Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Calvin's favourite breakfast cereal from Calvin and Hobbs.

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. Lucky Dragon Convenience Stores

from All Tomorrow's Parties by William Gibson. Also "Hotdesk" from the same novel.

[no name no slogan]

15. Doop

[no name no slogan]

16. Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk

And you can't forget "Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set", "Mr. Skin-Grafter", "General Tran's Secret Police Confession Kit", "Doggie Dentist", "Bag O' Glass", and the ever-popular "Teddy Chainsaw Bear".

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76jconsumerprobe.phtml

[atomic-fly]

17. i think your onto something....

ON EDIT- on last night's "CSI," someone was smoking Morley cigarettes. Wasn't that the Cigarette Smoking Man's brand. Must have been a writer for the X-Files on that episode.

[Fenris]

18. Happy Fun Ball, Manitoba Tobacco, Megalo brand anything...

Like fuel filters, for example.

[fudge stripe cookays]

61. Damn! You beat me!

Happy Fun Ball is the best!

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[ironflange]

19. Mr. Sparkle

I'm disrespectful to dirt!

[Patiod]

23. There's your answer, fishbulb

A favorite saying around our house

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. Join me or die. Can you do any less?

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. Such a brave corporate logo...

[gmoney]

68. A blessing for Mac Users

http://www.versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/macosx/27846

[Debi]

20. Bass-o-matic

From when SNL was funny!

[DawgHouse]

60. Classic! NT

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Dead Cat Soap.

"Dear, where's the Dead Cat?"

"Uh, it's in the soap dish."

"But there's soap in the soap dish."

"The cat's in the soap."

"WHAAAT?"

"Yes, dear. There's a whole dead cat in EVERY BAR of Dead Cat Soap!"


-Firesign Theatre, "In The Next World, You're On Your Own"

[scarlet_owl]

22. Museum Juice.

Made from randomly selected ingredients! Museum Juice-Sometimes it Glitters!


From the Tick comic book.

[displacedtexan]

24. The Binford 2000

From that Tim Allen show, "Home Improvement."

I'm still pissed that Tim Allen wasn't able to market those tools.

[One_Life_To_Give]

27. StayFree Peni Pads

Good for the last drop

(SNL)

[bertha katzenengel]

28. Shimmer: It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!

Gilda Radner, Dan Ayckroyd, and Chevy Chase.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. It's LOG it's LOG! It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's LOG it's LOG! It's better than bad, it's good!

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. Gritty Kitty

[TroubleMan]

47. LOL....I still sing that every now and then

http://frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=fnce-sng.wav

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. O'Dweeds.

[Parrcrow]

33. Buzz Cola from the Simpsons n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. Oops I crapped my Pants ©

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. Dicken's Cider.

[Tafiti]

43. Is it hot? n/t

[Lubernaut]

37. People McNuggets

[MisterP]

38. Slurm!

[jmm]

39. Tomacco

Tomacco? That's pretty clever, dad. I mean for a product that's evil and deadly.

[BBradley]

40. Bachelor Chow.

Pawtucket Patriot, and Big Kahuna Burger are close behind.

[SarahB]

41. From late 80's SNL- Colon Blow Cereal

Don't forget "Super Colon Blow" with even more fiber.


Honorable SNL mention goes to "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" adult diapers.

[LSK]

42. the ultimate: ACME

http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acme.html

[hyphenate]

58. Hey! I thought of that too!

:)

[DelawareValleyDem]

44. Krusy Home Pregnancy Test

Warning: May Cause Birth Defects

[Whoa_Nelly]

46. Doggie Downers & Puppy Uppers!

From old SNL skit

[fudge stripe cookays]

62. I thought I was the only

person who remembered that one!

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[TroubleMan]

48. Spishak Cola

from MadTv....a long time ago, when the show was consistently funny.

[MarianJack]

51. In MAD Magazine about 20 years ago...

...they had an ad parody (I think, or maybe it was just in one of their cartoons) for "FATASSE'" jeans. This was back during the designer jeans era with all of the ass shots in commercials!

[qnr]

53. Hmmm, now I have a Canyonerro jingle earworm n/t

[TroubleMan]

54. TV Funhouse's Joe Camel Pokemon, here's the video if you haven't seen it.

Joekamel!!!

http://movies.collegehumor.com/items/2002/09/collegehumor.23267.avi

[Egalitariat]

55. Duff Beer is definitely a classic****

nm

[gmoney]

71. Or when he wanders into the country bar...

He orders a Duff and they barkeep says "We don't have Duff, we got Fudd here" and Homer sez, "OK, Fudd me."

Duffman is probably my all-time favorite corporate spokescharacter...

[Egalitariat]

56. Duff Beer is definitely a classic****

nm

[hyphenate]

57. How about all the Acme products

that Wily Coyote used against the Road Runner? *beep* *beep*!

[fudge stripe cookays]

63. Hedley and Wyche...the British toothpaste!

Made with a full tablespoon full of real sugar.

(And it tastes good on a cracker!)

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[Beware the Beast Man]

64. Alabama Man!

Alabama Man! He's quick, he's strong, he's happ'nin'
He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink a bowl. Alaba-ma Man.
He beat the wife and picks chicks up. Alabama Man!

[sakabatou]

65. Megatokyo's Mug of 3vil and Magic B33r

[fleabert]

67. Log...

It's Loooo-og, it's Loooo-og,

It's Big,

It's Heavy,

It's Wood!

[AmyDeLune]

69. Old Glory Robot Insurance

One of my all-time favorites! :D

http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html

[AwakeAtLast]

70. Woomba!

http://trump.mediafetcher.com/content/saturdaynightlive_woomba.wmv

[5thGenDemocrat]

72. Ma Rainey's Wholesome Moleskin Cookies

"Eat 'em, Wipe 'em off, Eat 'em again."
John
Courtesy of Firesign Theater, if I'm not mistaken.