A letter to Al Franken to run against Tom DeLay

[roguevalley]

Lucille thinks you ought to move on down here, run against Tom, and make a reality teevee show out of it. You could go around doing “How many times has your Congressman lied today?” contests. She also thought maybe you could do “Al and Tom: Nakkid in the State Park with only one match, a six- pack of Lone Star beer, and jagged piece of chalk. Last one standing wins a congressional seat.” Lucille is real good with this teevee stuff. She once had a craft show over on the local cable channel about self-applied biker-chick cleavage tattoos. This might had been a good idea had Lucille not weighed 350 pounds at the time.

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http://www.brazosriver.com/franken.htm