I got hit on tonight at Red Lobster, ask me anything. ..

[eileen from OH]

really - and I'm an ol. .. er, mature woman. Was having an after dinner drink with my girlfriend in the bar and the barkeep comes over and tells me that this guy across the way wanted to buy me a drink.

It's been a few years, so I was flattered (we were leaving so couldn't take him up on it.) Plus, it would have been a tad more flattering if he hadn't looked like someone who's pickup line woulda been "gee you have a purty mouth".

eileen from OH

[whirlygigspin]

1. did you try the crab?

n/t

[Maccagirl]

2. Hey Eileen

Where exactly in Ohio IS this Red Lobster? I'm in dire need of a hit.

[wtmusic]

3. Hey Maccagirl, you sure have a purty mouth!

:-)

[Maccagirl]

6. Thanks wtmusic

I'm a sucker for a smooth talker like you.

[wtmusic]

8. Shucks, c'mon down t'the Red Lobster

I'm the one with the mullet...business in front, party in the back!

[eileen from OH]

4. Cuyahoga Falls. . .

you won't be able to miss the mullet.

eileen from OH

[no_arbusto]

7. Whoa. The Falls?

I was just in Akron last week. My best friend (without mullet) lives in the Falls. Was he around 26 by any chance?

I'd bet it's pretty tough to find a liberal there huh? Akron is like San Francisco east!

[eileen from OH]

10. lots o libs, here

we're still in that Northeast area that encompasses Cleveburg and pretty liberal - or at the very least balanced. Of course, I do theatre and so, of course, my circle of friends may not be entirely representative. . .

eileen from OH

Oh, and no he wasn't 26. . .add 30 years

[GalleryGod]

18. @ Least it Wasn't Olive Garden that fired a FLA Waitress

for Telling Joe Scarbourough what she thought of him!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. So did you take the drink?

[eileen from OH]

12. Nah, we were just leaving

'sides, it just struck me as hilarious that some dude was trying a pickup at Red Lobster, fer gawd's sake. . . .

eileen from OH

[frustrated_lefty]

9. Why

did you assume it was a "line?"

And what's wrong with a guy looking at you and honestly saying "your lips are distractingly luscious?"

[eileen from OH]

13. Nothing. . .you are absolutely right

unfortunately the teeth gap kinda distorted the last word so I thought he said "luthuth".

Damn, another missed opportunity.


eileen from Oh

[frustrated_lefty]

15. Hun,

Take it from a person who has started to be called "sir" by nubile, fertile nymphs. Enjoy attention, even if it is from Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob, or his second cousin Louise.

Honest attention and interest is flattery of the best kind. You may not reciporicate, but it's nice to have somebodies eyes tell you they think you're nifty-neato-keen (from a dork's perspective).

[boilerbabe]

11. Too funny!! Squeal like a pig!! squeek !

From one "mature" woman to another...it seems like either you get some ridiculously young guy whom you might be embarrassed to be shown naked in front of to the town pervert. Ya can't win!! Just take it all as flattery and laugh your pretty old lady butt off!!

Or...have waaay too many drinks and take that young guy home!! OOPs! I didn't say that....

Bet you are lovely and didn't give yourself enough credit, though I have seemed to attract all the acid casualties from Maine to CA...

XXXOOO
the boilerbabe

[eileen from OH]

14. yeah, okay, I admit it

I WAS flattered, despite the mullet and the tattoos (I did mention the tattoos, right?) And I told Mr. eileen that he'd better treat me right or I was gonna become a Red Lobster Regular. He acted all unconcerned but I could tell he was really, really threatened.

eileen from OH

[frustrated_lefty]

16. Good for you!

If he wants appreciation from you, make him reciporicate. :)

[corarose]

17. Why does that always happen

Someone sends you a drink and the guy turns out to look like Jr Samples.