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Mon Sep-26-05 10:09 PM
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A new strain of STD (Must Read) |
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent Strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,but are not limited to.
Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor.
chronic mangling of the English language.
extreme cognitive dissonance.
inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia.
inability to accept responsibility for actions.
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado.
uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history.
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies.
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:10 PM
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1. hee hee hee hee hee hee hee |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:10 PM
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2. funny but maybe better in the Lounge? n/t |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:23 PM
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7. Sorry, I've never posted a joke before and was unsure |
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where to put it. If maybe a mod could move it.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:00 AM
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21. Nah, this is a fine spot for it. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:21 PM
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i think it's ok right here. most people have a sense of humor.
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:11 PM
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3. Bwuahaha. That is grand! |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:12 PM
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4. LOL. That is really funny. nt |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:17 PM
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5. I had to spam this to my relatives. Forgive me. :) |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:18 PM
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:29 PM
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8. Got to share this one...Great! |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:52 PM
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:40 PM
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9. Nominated because it's so clever. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 06:09 AM
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12. I nominated it, too. I was the fifth vote. |
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Normally, I hate jokes about STDs, but--this was pretty funny.
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Mon Sep-26-05 11:06 PM
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11. ..lol...i started out thinking this was serious.. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 06:12 AM
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13. gonna re-elect him....LOL |
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Tue Sep-27-05 07:03 AM
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15. I'm spreading this STD around! |
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:yourock:
This is brilliant!
:applause:
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Tue Sep-27-05 06:43 AM
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I few people I know have contracted this STD.
Most have lost their jobs.
No health care.
Seems that getting boned up the ass is the number one way of getting this STD.
Where's the concert to help the 200 million plus afflicted with this disease
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Tue Sep-27-05 08:44 AM
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Think I'll be holding off on sending money to those who need help at that concert.
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Tue Sep-27-05 07:20 AM
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Tue Sep-27-05 07:54 AM
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17. To the ? % Afflicted, Thanks assholes !! you feel Morally mighty now?? |
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Tue Sep-27-05 09:11 AM
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19. There goes the morning tea through my nose. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:19 AM
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22. ROTFLMAO!!!! Needed that Laugh! Thanks! |
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Passing this one around! Nominated!
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:45 AM
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:08 PM
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24. Call out the military! This must be one of those "other scenarios" |
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"It's very important for us as we look at the lessons of Katrina to think about other scenarios that might require a well-planned, significant federal response..." The Preznit
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Tue Sep-27-05 01:44 PM
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26. Thanks for sharing that, I needed a laugh. nt |
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:27 PM
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27. Oh my god, thats hystrical. Good laugh. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:49 PM
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28. ROFL... This is hystrical!!! Thanks. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 07:07 PM
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29. and a kick for the Move |
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:55 AM
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I've encountered many with this disease. Is there a treatment or cure?
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