Floogeldy
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:35 PM
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Don't stick a Fire-extinguisher way up your ass. |
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No matter how much you might want to. I just did and the foam sprayed and emulsified in my intestines. I had to fish it out with a vacuum cleaner. Stupid! Stupid! That's all.
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:36 PM
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1. Wow. I'll try not to do that! |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:38 PM
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2. Water? P-K-P? CO2? Enquiring minds want to know. n/t |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
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3. "HERE'S SOMETHING THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD EVER...EVER" |
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Edited on Tue Sep-27-05 10:44 PM by LoZoccolo
Nah, I won't give it away. It's from the George Carlin routine about things you never hear.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:41 PM
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4. If it is *, and he has his head up his ass, and he is trying to think |
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so his ears are smoking, thus igniting pockets of gas in his intestines, then his sticking a fire extinguisher up his ass would not be a bad idea. That is, unless he was also trying to chew a pretzel or ride a bicycle at the time.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:41 PM
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5. Ya know, I could have gone all my life not knowing that Thanks for the... |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:42 PM
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Did you use a name-brand extinguisher or a generic crap one? It makes a big difference.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:43 PM
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7. Yikes! How did I miss the vacuum cleaner part. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-27-05 10:59 PM by Gregorian
Must have been the sheer excitement of it all.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:45 PM
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LOL! Definitely in the top 10 of copycats. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-27-05 10:45 PM by crispini
You and CG just encourage each other like naughty 10 year olds, don't you? :P
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:46 PM
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9. You're from GD aren't you? |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:50 PM
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I actually used to post here more than GD but then Katrina hit and my angst-meter pegged. GD just seemed to fit. :7
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:52 PM
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:54 PM
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I mostly feel like a stealth poster in here. Guess when you ASSUME something, eh? :P
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:47 PM
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11. Copycat Hall of Fame. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:45 PM
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8. Hey, I never knew that! Thanks for the information! |
Floogeldy
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:48 PM
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12. I'm always trying to help others. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:56 PM
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17. I know, I've noticed that. Why, just the other day I was... |
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talking to one of the voices in my head, and I said, "You know, that Floogeldy is always trying to help others."
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:46 PM
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10. I feel very sorry for the fire extinguisher |
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it lived a life of heroic promise only to get stuck up your ass. Very sad indeed.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:56 PM
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poor old fire extinguisher.
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:01 AM
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19. Thanks for pointing this out. |
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If I hadn't read this post, I might have decided to stick a fire extinguisher up my ass before I went to bed.
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:06 AM
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21. Don't ever let it be said The Lounge is not educational! |
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:03 AM
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20. Well I never planned to, but now I *really* never will |
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thanks to your timely advice. :-)
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