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Fri Sep-30-05 03:09 PM
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Termite Indicted for Eating a House. |
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Termite led away in cuffs, weeping, bailed out, says he was in wrong place, wrong time, will be vindicated, prosecutorial abuse, truth will come out, worse comes to worse, will not go down alone.
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Fri Sep-30-05 03:20 PM
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Fri Sep-30-05 04:00 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 05:16 PM
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12. How'd you know my mom was on the Grand Jury? |
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Fri Sep-30-05 04:38 PM
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3. Yes, but what about the children? |
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I fear for the children. :cry:
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Fri Sep-30-05 06:11 PM
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9. No termites left behind. |
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Fri Sep-30-05 04:39 PM
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4. Sheesh, I'd hate to be the witness trying to ID the perp in that lineup |
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Fri Sep-30-05 06:08 PM
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8. He'll be the one with the black eye & torn t-shirt. |
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Fri Sep-30-05 04:43 PM
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that they had to him for just doing what comes naturally. hope they try to reprogram him so that he can learn to contribute to society, instead of destroying the homes of people too poor to pay for proper pest control.
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Fri Sep-30-05 06:05 PM
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6. Well, DeLay was just doing what comes naturally. |
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Fri Sep-30-05 08:43 PM
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10. Yep, that's what I mean. |
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Probably if Delay was doing his job, the termite crime rate would drop sharply.
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Sat Oct-01-05 11:31 AM
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11. And all termites are white! |
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I think. This one is reportedly white anyway.
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Sat Oct-01-05 05:56 PM
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13. Oh. Well that changes everything. |
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Mon Oct-03-05 05:41 PM
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14. Same termite indicted for conspiracy. |
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Claims first indictment for eating house "weak".
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