Am I the Anti-Christ?

[scottcsmith]

Jerry Falwell once said that the Anti-Christ was alive and was, in fact, a Jewish male. I'm both alive and a Jewish male. How can I tell if I'm the Anti-Christ? I don't know what symptoms to look for. I was hoping folks at DU can tell me what I should keep an eye out for. I've noticed that I've listened to the Squirrel Nut Zipper's song "Hell" a lot recently.

[Speck Tater]

1. Do your eyes glow in the dark?

nt

[Loonman]

2. Scott Baio is the Anti-Christ

:)

[CanuckAmok]

5. I'd be more shocked to find he was Jewish, than the Anti-Christ

n/t

[FunBobbyMucha]

9. Another Bobcat Fan?

If so, God Bless You, Loonman. BTW, his new CD is funny as hell.

[Loonman]

13. That's my favorite Bobcat line

Among many. He doesn't do the voice as much as he used to, though.

Great audio commentary on the "One Crazy Summer" DVD, also.

[Zuni]

14. the dude who played Buddy

on Charles in Charge is easily more evil than Baio. Baio was at least on happy days and sported a name like Chachi.

[everythingsxen]

3. Are you Bush?

Thn no you aren't the Anti-Christ :P

[commander bunnypants]

4. yea me too.

Jewish white male, but now a wiccan. I think he is just trying to deflect from his real name.

DDQM

[XNASA]

6. Anyone who still listens to the Squirrel Nut Zippers.....

...must be the anti-Christ.

Anyone who used to listen to then is merely a possessed demon.

:evilgrin:

[last_texas_dem]

7. Do you have 6-6-6 written on your body somewhere?

If you don't think you do, make sure you check your scalp first before fully deciding against Anti-Christ status!

(Yes, I did watch The Omen for the first time last month!)

[commander bunnypants]

8. I am a hairless wonder

so I am off the hook. Yea for me


DDQM

[scottcsmith]

15. I'm not sure

It's either 666 or 999. It's hard to tell.

[FunBobbyMucha]

10. Not sure...Lemmesee, here...(flips scottcsmith over, looks at his back)

...Ah, here's the problem. Someone set this little guy to "evil."

(Flips switch to "good")

There ya go.

[Sting]

12. I thought that was a Krusty doll?

lol :hi: :D
Sting

[Westegg]

11. Here's to my sweet Satan

Would the Anti-Christ really have to ask the question "Am I the Anti-Christ?"? Well. Maybe. Oh... I get it! You devil, you! Can you sing "Stairway To Heaven" backwards, though?

Speaking of Led Zeppelin, which daugher of a network news anchor once asked me the following question: "Have you ever made love to 'In My Time of Dying?'"?