Donate 30 bucks to DU and win a date with me!

[liberalhistorian]

Well, just kidding gentlemen, unless, of course, you're smart, liberal, cute, and single. I'll even let you spring for travel costs, how about that!

Seriously, though, I finally got my paycheck today so I can give a little to the site that's kept me sane these past several months and that I have to be on at least two hours a day or I'll get REALLY cranky! Usually, I'm cranky anyway from staying up late with the computer, but never mind. So come on, guys, fill DU's bank acount and fill my dance card!!!!!!!!

[ewagner]

1. You're going to be busy!

I don't meet all of your criteria so I'm out of it, otherwise I'd probably be in that long, long line.

[Renew Deal]

2. You are lucky there aern't any more sex threads allowed.

Big Boy :P

[liberalhistorian]

5. LOL!

Good point! I'll also throw in the fact that I'm a natural 44DD!!!! Of course, I know that that doesn't really matter to you modern, progressive, intellectual, sensitive men who are only interested in a woman's mind, right? RIGHT?

[Rashind]

6. Hey, now...

We don't have to only be interested in a woman's mind. That would be a frustrating relationship!

although... I have discovered that adapting quotes from 17th century philosophers makes great pillowtalk. Probably only works if you're both philosophy majors, though. :bounce:

[DancingBear]

46. That's true

I've met her. :) :)

[guitar man]

50. 44dd's....

Would lead me away from my intellectual side,back toward my neandrathal nature:)

[Wolfman 11]

3. me, me, me,.... me.

plus I already donated, but not quite 30 bucks

[liberalhistorian]

4. Well........

if it's more than five bucks, maybe I'll make an exception for ya!

[Wolfman 11]

11. it was more than five

I'd donate more but I'm still waiting on my tax cut.

[liberalhistorian]

15. Ha! You're sure going to be waiting a long

time, then, aren't you!

[Westegg]

7. I'll pay ten thousand cash...

for a Dream Date wih Bobby Kennedy! But don't tell Ethel. Let's go to Teddy's place.

[BlueJazz]

8. Honey, for a date with you, I'd

sell my soul!

[liberalhistorian]

16. Well, I'm not a devil, so you

don't have to quite go THAT far, lol!

[Blue-Jay]

9. AaaaaaROO?

Hey! I'm all those things! What kind of food do you like?

[liberalhistorian]

18. It's a real toss between

Italian, Mexican, and Indian!

[Blue-Jay]

21. I make some killer baked ziti...

:D

[liberalhistorian]

24. Oh, Oh, Oh,

be still my heart! What about lasagna?

[Blue-Jay]

28. There's half a pan in my fridge right now from Wed night.

Not too shabby. I haven't been making lasagne for very long, so I'm still playing around with the recipe.

[liberalhistorian]

30. Oooh,

you like to "play around", huh? So just how far is Springfield from Painesville (near Cleveland)?

[Blue-Jay]

32. I'd guess about three hours or so.

Back off, guys! I'm workin' here.

:p

[GOPisEvil]

33. I'm in the cheering section!

Go Blue-Jay go! :D

[liberalhistorian]

36. LOL!

You're just relieved 'cause that lets you off the hook, David! Of course, Texas IS a tad bit more of a distance than Springfield, Ohio, so I guess you're off the hook anyway!

[GOPisEvil]

38. Well, yeah...he's closer, and he makes baked ziti!

How do I compete with that? ;-)

[liberalhistorian]

35. Well, three hours isn't that far at all!

HINT! HINT! HINT! HINT!

[Blue-Jay]

41. w00t!

[Frangible]

10. 3 outta 4 and I donated

Do I win a prize?!

[liberalhistorian]

13. Depends on which of the four doesn't

apply to you, lol!

[Frangible]

22. Probably the 3rd...

Need to lose about 30 pounds :evilfrown:

[dae]

12. I'm old, fat, ugly, and married; but I am Liberal. I take that back,

I'm mature, feet firmly on the ground, and live with a good friend. How's that?:)

[papau]

14. You're old when you remember dates/bedding - but don't remember why you

went on dates or did the bedding.

I think that occurs about 6 months before you forget the way back to your room from the hall bathroom.

[Aristus]

17. I'm smart, cute and liberal. But I'm married.

That's okay, liberalhistorian, you're a good Platonic friend to have. :-)

[liberalhistorian]

19. Aw, geez, why are all the good ones

taken, lol! Especially when the only single guys around here are mega-freepers, RW wingnuts, or fundie nutballs!

[roughsatori]

20. I'm all 4 things, plus 1 other trait: Gay

The last one screws it up I suppose. But if you lived in the neighborhood, I would have taken you up on the Platonic date anyway because you sound smart, funny, and intense (the traits I love in others).

[liberalhistorian]

23. Well, thank you!

And you can never have too many friends!

[leftofthedial]

25. you have to be single, eh?

oh well.

:-)

[liberalhistorian]

26. I'm sorry, but, yes

you do have to be single. I do have SOME morals and principles, you know (or I at least have to make it SEEM like I do, lol)!

[Nlighten1]

27. I just donated $50

what do I get?


:evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

42. Well, honey, since you

donated 50 bucks instead of just 30, you can have anything you want!

[mike_c]

29. I just donated $50....

How far will that get me?

I'm smart, far to the left of Cheney's worst nightmare, cute in a middle-aged hippie way, but alas not single. Sorry to let you down, LH, and I hope you'll get over the heartbreak soon....

[liberalhistorian]

34. SIGH!

See post no. 26 above.

[PVnRT]

31. I gave $25, does that count?

n/t

[liberalhistorian]

43. Well, that depends on where you would want

to go on a date! A beer-swilling tractor pull ain't gonna cut it!

[PVnRT]

47. Beer-swilling good, tractor pull bad...

:evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

48. LOL!

I never understood what the big deal about them was, anyway! Of course, now, the beer I can understand. I have a very low alcohol tolerance, so let's just say that one beer or one drink and I'm sloshed, lol!

[SOteric]

37. But you're sooooo not my type.

:7

Erm...no offence.

[SmileyBoy]

39. I'm mailing in $20 tonight. But can I still go out with you??

LOLOLOL Just kidding. I'm probably too young for you...:-)

I got my paycheck today, so it's off to the store to get a money order after practice...

[liberalhistorian]

40. Oooh, a young stud,

that's even better!

[camero]

44. smart, liberal, and single, ok

Cute. That's a subjective term. lol. I'm just in the mood to be funny today since I got "pinned".

[liberalhistorian]

45. Well, hey, sense of humor is even better

and more important than looks, at least to me!

[camero]

49. Could be worse, I guess

I could look like Igor in "Young Frankenstein". lol (Picks up Abby Normal's brain)

[CandyCrim21]

51. Well when you put it that way!!

ANYTHING FOR A DATE! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE! LOL:P

[Bushfire]

52. Someone make her a serious offer

she has a great telephone voice as well. Living several states away, and being in school takes me out of the running for this hot date right now. Hi LH :hi:

[prolesunited]

54. Hmm...

Great telephone voice? That would seem to imply that one has spoken with her on the telephone, wouldn't it? ;-)

[Bushfire]

55. One would come to that conclusion

I guess, and I wouldn't be shy to say that I did. Only wish I could take advantage of a real date. Maybe LH will call me back one of these days. :loveya:

[prolesunited]

56. Well, does she have

your phone number? Perhaps she'll see your urgent plea here and respond. Will you be home today to accept her call? :D

[Bushfire]

58. Yes

and yes. Unfortunately it's not urgent, but other details are better left unsaid. Are you single, and willing to relocate to the land of cheese? My inbox is open.

[Bushfire]

53. One more kick for LH and DU

LH would be a fine catch DU men. It's also never too late to donate if you haven't. I'm sending a long distance hug, but hopefully there is some single Buckeye that hasn't spoke up yet.

[Blue-Jay]

57. So.....

Did I win?

<crosses fingers> ;)