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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:50 PM
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Joke!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:51 PM
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1. Like popcorn, that is SO 5 minutes ago... nt
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:52 PM
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2. so...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.


He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:52 PM
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3. Response!
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:53 PM
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4. so...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:54 PM
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9. Oh, God, he's stuck in a loop!
YAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:56 PM
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11. So...
Donald helpRumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3help me Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" thesave me President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this save medisplay of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the Presidenthelp! looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:58 PM
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14. Step away from the computer!
Go to sleep! Don't you have school or something tomorrow?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 11:00 PM
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17. So...
Donald Rumsfeldit's got me is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this save medisplay save yourselfof emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How manygoodby, cruel world is a brazillion?"
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 11:01 PM
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18. That's "goodbye," not "goodby."
:nopity:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:53 PM
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5. Tell me again
I didn't catch it any of the other times.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:54 PM
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7. Ok.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:53 PM
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6. Damnit!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:54 PM
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8. So...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:55 PM
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10. Don't make me ignore you.
:D :P
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:57 PM
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12. So...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:58 PM
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13. So...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:59 PM
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15. So...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 10:59 PM
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16. So...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 11:02 PM
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19. So...
ThisDonald Rumsfeld is giving the president his dailyis briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" theThe President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunendned at this display of emotionfor, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.me

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 11:03 PM
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20. So...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Same here.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 11:06 PM
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21. OMG that joke is giving me a stroke!
I ca ny tye wth the eft hand nw!
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