Newsmax: Ann Coulter Breaks Her Silence

[MrBenchley]

Yes, that really WAS a headline for right wing morons...

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/9/27/132233.shtml

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. Breaks her silence?!

When does she ever shut the hell up?!

[MrBenchley]

4. I know!!!

Howw dumb does somebody have to be to actually believe Newsmax?

[Orrin_73]

14. You took the words right out of my mouth brother

god bless you!!!!!

[LynneSin]

2. We'd like her to break something but silence isn't one of them

:eyes:

[MrBenchley]

6. LOL!

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Ann Coulter is the female O'Reilly.

Completely insane. However, her function is not to be a great political scholar. It's to say all of the unreasonable, racist, and stupid things that the Republicans want to get out, but can't say.

[MrBenchley]

5. Wonder how long the "silence" she "broke" was...

Milliseconds?

[LynneSin]

11. How can Ann Coulter be the female O'Reilly

wouldn't Ann first have to be a female?

[anarch]

21. haha! you beat me to it.... n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

33. okay, then... slightly less masculine than O'Reilly...

I don't like to think about Ann Coulter's unmentionables.

[Zuni]

26. O'Reilly is nowhere near as repulsive

granted O'Reilly is a sleaze, but Coulter and Hannity especially make him look liberal

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Ah yes, such brilliant political insight...

That article showed me that she has nothing intelligent to say. Anyone who wants to be taken seriously as a political intellectual needs to answer interview questions with more than just insults. That's something I just don't think she is capable of. Yet there are people who still take her seriously. What the fuck? I don't get it.

[MrBenchley]

10. Yeah but the people who take her seriously

were also dumb enough to think she was keeping "silent"

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Haha, touché

[underpants]

8. Wow I really learned something from that

tabula rasa and entre nous---no one is impressed by your throwing those in for no reason.

Honey, seriously you need to look up what tabula rasa means.

[MrBenchley]

12. LOL! Did you see "conservative idiots" today?

I had missed that Delay called his indictment "retribution."

Last year, one of his spokesmen called the rumor that he might get indicted "caricature assassination."

[underpants]

16. BOB!

Hey a new Bob Boudelang too....I was wondering when THAT was going to happen.

:grr:

:bounce:

I print top 10 and Bob out to read on my constitutional. ;-)


tabula rasa... :eyes: I hate when people think they need to use foreign language (especially latin) instead of English. Any language is rich enough to express what you want to in IT.

It's an apology not a MEA CULPA

[MrBenchley]

17. Thanks!

It's been kind of hectic here, so Bob has been sort of spotty...hope to get back to doing him regularly.

[petronius]

34. apology vs. mea culpa

Actually, I see the use of 'mea culpa' as a way to avoid apologizing. An apology expresses regret; mea culpa just acknowledges error, with no regret. Capisce?

[Rob H.]

35. ""caricature assassination" - LOL

Can't... breathe! Laughing... too hard! :rofl:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. Newsmax: The Atlantic Becomes an Ocean.

[MrBenchley]

13. LOL!

[GreenPartyVoter]

27. *rofl*

[LaraMN]

18. "breaks her spindly chicken legs" would've been preferable..

:scared:

[MrBenchley]

19. LOL!

[DanCa]

20. Coulter does look like she came from kentucky fried chicken but

Her legs are picked clean and i dont see any meat on her breast.

[LaraMN]

23. Yeah. Underneath the "golden" exterior, she's cold and slimy.

:puke:

[LaraMN]

24. dupe.

:eyes:

[RedCloud]

22. More likely she broke her wind,,,

And called it another wing nut opinion.

[Zuni]

25. when has she ever shut the fuck up, ever?

that damn piehole of hers never stops moving

[ReadTomPaine]

31. Not as long as they pay her to talk! n/t

[Initech]

28. Her new edition contains recipes?

Did they really run out of material on us or what?

[GayCanuck]

29. Oh my Gawd

.......she is so hideous! I'm trying to talk one of my friends out of dressing like her for our Halloween party; even though he is a great guy. I can't even stomach a tranny act if it's her! is there anyone more vile on this planet?

Gawd, if more women were like her, I guarantee the gay population would swell!!!!

[cssmall]

30. Let me argue from Coulter's frame of mind.

She was silent because she had too many cocks to suck.
She was silent because she had to finish getting the gender operation.
She was silent because she was secretly enjoying French Fries, Salad with French dressing, and Coq au Vin ;)
She was silent because she was waiting on Rove to write the points us.
She was silent because she contracted a horrible case of yeast infection of the throat, after sucking Rove off.
She was silent because she doesn't have an orginal or intelligent thought in that waste of a blonde skull.

Retroactive abortions? I believe we have our case. I honestly want to review her legal record, I can't believe that she would have won a single fucking case in the country.

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. A better Coulter headline would be...

Ann Coulter Breaks Her Computer In Serious Accident

Oct.3--Idiot City

Today Ann Coulter broke her computer. In attempting to create a new skew on the Liberal community, Coulter had a seizure causing her to fall against her computer as she was desperately trying to type words she considered of grave import.

As her computer took a tumble backwards, it hit the rubber room wall she was locked in, bounced back, and fell on her. Coulter sustained broken fingers, black eyes, as well as breaking her own jaw and hip in her attempt to stop the flight of the computer as it sailed toward her. It was possibly the most unfortunate of circumstances for Ms. Coulter as she was also in restraints and unable to protect herself.

Although her jaw had to be wired shut due to the seriousness of that injury, we were able to get a short interview with her over the intercom connection to her hospital cell room.

When asked if she wanted to share anything about what she had been writing at the time of the incident, she replied, "Fuckers! Get Rush here! I need meds! I am not a happy camper right now!"

Unfortunately, our interview ended abruptly as three large women in white coats pushed us out of the way and entered Coulter's private room. She began screaming, we assume from the pain, as the assistants wrapped her in a large garment with belts and buckles, and removed her to a room down the hall for a medical electrical treatment.


UPDATE:
Coulter will not available for further interviews in the near future. She is in critical condition and being attended to by former First Lady, Barbara Bush. Mrs. Bush is well known in the area of the healing arts for her "Beautiful Mind" therapy.

[mcscajun]

36. Did we miss the headline when she STFU??

I mean, seriously...WHAT "silence"?