Ann Coulter Breaks Her Computer In Serious Accident

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Ann Coulter Breaks Her Computer In Serious Accident

Oct.3--Idiot City

Today Ann Coulter broke her computer. In attempting to create a new skew on the Liberal community, Coulter had a seizure causing her to fall against her computer as she was desperately trying to type words she considered of grave import.

As her computer took a tumble backwards, it hit the rubber room wall she was locked in, bounced back, and fell on her. Coulter sustained broken fingers, black eyes, as well as breaking her own jaw and hip in her attempt to stop the flight of the computer as it sailed toward her. It was possibly the most unfortunate of circumstances for Ms. Coulter as she was also in restraints and unable to protect herself.

Although her jaw had to be wired shut due to the seriousness of that injury, we were able to get a short interview with her over the intercom connection to her hospital cell room.

When asked if she wanted to share anything about what she had been writing at the time of the incident, she replied, "Fuckers! Get Rush here! I need meds! I am not a happy camper right now!"

Unfortunately, our interview ended abruptly as three large women in white coats pushed us out of the way and entered Coulter's private room. She began screaming, we assume from the pain, as the assistants wrapped her in a large garment with belts and buckles, and removed her to a room down the hall for a medical electrical treatment.


UPDATE:
Coulter will not available for further interviews in the near future. She is in critical condition and being attended to by former First Lady, Barbara Bush. Mrs. Bush is well known in the area of the healing arts for her "Beautiful Mind" therapy.

Oct.3--Idiot City

Today Ann Coulter broke her computer. In attempting to create a new skew on the Liberal community, Coulter had a seizure causing her to fall against her computer as she was desperately trying to type words she considered of grave import.

As her computer took a tumble backwards, it hit the rubber room wall she was locked in, bounced back, and fell on her. Coulter sustained broken fingers, black eyes, as well as breaking her own jaw and hip in her attempt to stop the flight of the computer as it sailed toward her. It was possibly the most unfortunate of circumstances for Ms. Coulter as she was also in restraints and unable to protect herself.

Although her jaw had to be wired shut due to the seriousness of that injury, we were able to get a short interview with her over the intercom connection to her hospital cell room.

When asked if she wanted to share anything about what she had been writing at the time of the incident, she replied, "Fuckers! Get Rush here! I need meds! I am not a happy camper right now!"

Unfortunately, our interview ended abruptly as three large women in white coats pushed us out of the way and entered Coulter's private room. She began screaming, we assume from the pain, as the assistants wrapped her in a large garment with belts and buckles, and removed her to a room down the hall for a medical electrical treatment.


UPDATE:
Coulter will not available for further interviews in the near future. She is in critical condition and being attended to by former First Lady, Barbara Bush. Mrs. Bush is well known in the area of the healing arts for her "Beautiful Mind" therapy.

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1. Why does she work?

If she is such an arch conservative, don't they think a woman's place is in the home? Oh, the tergiversation of it all!