With 'Hooters Under Control' Tara Reid Blasts Media (Actual Headline)

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LOS ANGELES -- Tara Reid wants to know: "Why is partying and having a good time bad?"

She told Steppin' Out magazine these questions are for American journalists, like "there must be a journalist school where students are taught how to kill Tara Reid."

She wants to know "how come when someone else gets messed up or is a junkie or gets DUI'd and goes to rehab and is considered a hero again?"

Reid said she doesn't plan to go that route because she'd be "admitting guilt for something" she's not guilty of. She said she's hoping for a great movie role to impress people with her acting so they'll leave her alone.

Reid also said she can't believe people made such a big deal out of her breast falling out of her dress on a red carpet last year. She told FHM "you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!"

She said "people act like it was the worst crime in the world." She's learned her lesson, though. She said she uses "double double tape" now, so her "hooters are under control."

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/5050816/detail.html

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. best quote ever

"Reid also said she can't believe people made such a big deal out of her breast falling out of her dress on a red carpet last year. She told FHM "you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!""

[Rob H.]

2. So wait, did she blast the media with her hooters?

And iirc, it wasn't so much that one of her breasts fell out of her dress as it was the fact that she was so shitfaced drunk she didn't even realize it.

[Darth_Kitten]

3. THIS is a news story?

WHY is she important? :shrug: :(

[Richardo]

4. Filled them with helium, too, by the looks of it.

:eyes:

[skygazer]

5. Partying and having a good time aren't bad, Tara

Being a moronic bimbo who can't act and who can't even put a sensible sentence together - "how come when someone else gets messed up or is a junkie or gets DUI'd and goes to rehab and is considered a hero again?" - isn't necessarily bad, either but it sure is amusing.