Inside George W. Bush -- As Told By Emoticons

[THUNDER HANDS]

One day a young man named George W. Bush, a man who failed at running a baseball team. A man who failed at two oil companies. And a man, who never accomplished much in life, decided to run for governor of Texas.



Seriously.

Though he lacked knowledge of even the most basic of skills to be the chief executive of the second largest state in the union...

- "Where's the cocaine at?"

...he received the help of a brash, young political avisor named Karl Rove and top advice from his father who had been a successful vice president.

Shockingly, he won. - "Huh?"

And took great enjoyment in not doing very much as governor

Execpt for his keen interest in state executions - "Yee Haw!"

But since his political party, The Republicans, were hard-up for a serious candidate to challenge Al Gore, the sitting Vice President, governor Bush was called to serve his country.

Just like he did in Vietnam.

So Bush , Rove , and Poppy all marched on towards the White House.

They easily defeated his opponents in the primary and was quickly named the nominee. -"Woo!"

And so Bush , and Gore , dueled for the presidency.

Gore won.

But the Supreme Court, said no.

So Bush became the president of the United States.

- "Seriously?"

Seriously.

And before his first term ended he started two wars :nuke: :nuke: , lost thousands of American lives and seriously FUCKED UP this country.

Pissing off millions of Americans. - "Ape raper!"

Which lead to his ultimate removal in 2004.

And the installation of either:
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John Kerry - "I was in Vietnam."
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Howard Dean: - "I didn't approve this parody of myself."
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John Edwards: - "Ma paw worked in a mill."
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or Wesley Clark: - "Wanna see my stars baby?"

As the next President of the United States.

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. As for Bush he had a little breakdown after losing by 55 million votes in 2004.

[patdem]

1. I second that emoticon!!!

[KCDem]

2. another great one, MR!

I think you've found your calling! :hi:

[Droopy]

3. Geez, that really happened? Who'd have thunk it.

Good job again, Rat.

[buff2]

4. LOL!!!

That's cute.

[slinkerwink]

5. lol...see what the abolishment of sex threads gets you?

A whole a lot of use of emoticons to sublimate your sexual lust.....

:beer:

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. well you know

I'm only using one head when I post nowadays so I gotta be creative.

:D

[slinkerwink]

10. yep, see what wonders a full blood circulation in your big head

can get you!!! :-)

[alphafemale]

7. Ape Raper!!! lol

That's mild compared to what I scream at the TV sometimes.

I've never shouted and cursed at the TV during "non-athletic" events before.

But I take strength in knowing I'm not alone.

[Amaya]

8. I love it!

very well done! ;)

[TennesseeWalker]

9. Kiiiiiiiiick Ass!

I love these threads...

[CatWoman]

11. OMG

YOUR'E KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. I'm kicking this

so we can have the "trilogy" all on the same page

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Loved this! And I love emoticons!

What did we ever do without them?:shrug:

[piece sine]

14. 'Rat does it again...

...and again and again! Nothing keeps him down. If I were a pretty straight woman, I'd OWN this dude. One of the hotter DU babes ought to high-tail it to Long Island and give him a big DU "thank-you" for his fine efforts. I'm sure he'd rise to the occasion if an expression of gratitude was extended in his direction.

[THUNDER HANDS]

15. oh yeah

I'm the man.

Yup. Raise your hand if you're the coolest one here.

Awwwwww, yeeeeaah

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Gee, I hope I don't get a swelled head over this.
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[ronnykmarshall]

16. That's a keeper!

[UrbScotty]

17. I just love these!