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[Zomby Woof]

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[TrogL]

1. Sex thread!!! Sex thread!!! Mods!!!!!! DO something

:evilgrin:

[proud patriot]

5. Okay

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. heh

[DifferentStrokes]

3. Okay, if you insist

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Maine. The guy likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The woman likes to read.

In the morning the guy returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the woman decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left...

Moral to the story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely She may also think.

[matcom]

4. :-(

SO THERE!

[Zomby Woof]

6. where is Asshole #3?????

:evilfrown:

[matcom]

7. playing with his "putter"

and i just bet it "puttered out"

:D

he is "outta balls" ya know

[GOPisEvil]

8. I was working out dammit!

Gotta be in shape for all the hijacking! :D

[Zomby Woof]

9. sheeit!!!

I am in lousy shape and you don't see me tiring!!!! :D

[GOPisEvil]

10. I, uh, er...

...that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :P

[Blue-Jay]

11. Considering the moratorium on sex-threads,

can we still tell dirty jokes?

Just wondering...

[geniph]

12. :-p

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oops, sorry, did I get any onya?