The History Of The World -- As Told By Emoticons

[THUNDER HANDS]

In the beginning God created man and to keep him company, created woman and soon many babies were born.

Some stuff happens after and before too long, God's chosen people, the Jews were being enslaved by the Egyptians who made them build stuff like pyramids.

But one day, a baby was born, baby Moses traveled down the Nile river and rose up to free the Jews who were so happy to get out of Egypt that they ate bread that didn't rise and all was good. Then the Egyptians started gaining on them and now a fully-grown Moses went up a mountain, talked to God and God told him to take down 10 commandments.

So Moses came down the mountain and was like - "Look, guys, I just talked to him."

- "Talked to who, Mo?"

And Moses was like, - "Oy vey, for schnickin's, God you schmuck!"

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Just then the Egypians swarmed in for a sneak attack

But Moses, with his Samurai training, got the bestof the Egyptians and eventually flew the rest of the Jews over the Red Sea using The Pharaoh's own air force

Then a few years later a chick named Mary and some dude named Joseph had a kid and named in Jesus and Jesus grew up and found out he was the son of God and the Jews didn't want him and the Romans didn't want him.

So they crusified him and the Romans and Jews were both like:

- "Whew, glad that's over with."

But Jesus wouldn't die. ANd he came back to Earth armed with a tank and kicked the out of the Romans.

As for the Jews - they had their own problems a few years later - "Nya, haha"

But they were saved by America , who kiced Hitler's ass in a battle of the bands competition and all lived happily ever after.
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The End

[Leftist78]

1. sweet *nm*

[GOPisEvil]

2. Not the most historically accurate, but damned funny!

:thumbsup:

[onebigbadwulf]

3. Started funny

then I got bored.

Oh sparkles.

[supernova]

4. Ha Ha!

I especially like the sperm Moses. Nice touch. :thumbsup:

[La_Serpiente]

5. Hehe

good one :hi: