People come up to me...concerned...that I might...

[Elidor]

Reproduce.



What ever happened to Emo? He was great.

[Elidor]

1. Some mornings it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps

I can't believe there's no love for Emo. Emo Phillips. Hello? Married Judy Tenuda, and disappeared forever. Next to Steven Wright, he was the weirdest comedian ever.

[flamingyouth]

4. Well, I love him!

I saw him a couple of years ago here in Seattle.

Man, I listened to E=MO2 all the time my senior year of high school. I even stole one of his lines ("a vortex of sin and degradation") for an essay on Hamlet in AP English. And the teacher read it aloud for the class. :rofl:

[Fenris]

5. ROFL!

:rofl:

[xmas74]

2. He was a freak.

He made me laugh a few times but more often than not had me scratching my head.

[jpgray]

3. Emo was cool! His religious sect bit was hilarious

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?"

He said, "Baptist church of god!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?"

He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

[Elidor]

7. A classic. I had long since forgotten that one

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me."

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I forgot about that dude...

I saw a few performances of his on The Comedy Network back in the day. Funny guy. Definitely weird. I should download some of his stuff.