Marine Purity

[asthmaticeog]

My bottle of diswashing liquid says that its scent is "Marine Purity," but it smells like nothing I've ever encountered in the real world. What SHOULD "Marine Purity" smell like?

[Sabriel]

1. Does that have Oxycontin in it?

If so, how do you separate it out?

[asthmaticeog]

2. You don't separate it out, you just chug straight from the bottle.

Enjoy your buzz-on!

[ZombieNixon]

3. The inside of a barracks shower?

:shrug?:

[Deja Q]

4. Well, get a troop of marines during boot camp & forbid them from showering

for two weeks...

THAT is the smell I would expect.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Ah, yes, the smell of victory!

[no name no slogan]

7. Or the smell of men enjoying themselves?

:hide:

[JimmyJazz]

10. Of course they aren't enjoying themselves!!!!

They are pure - didn't you read the label. :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

6. I'm still wondering why you would purchase something with the label

"Marine Purity." "Fresh Mountain Air" "Kiss of Orange" or even "Lavender Mist" - but "Marine Purity?" WTF were you thinking? :shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

8. I was thinking "On sale for 99 cents? I'll take 5."

For that price I would have considered buying "River of Panhandler Vomit," "Fecal Tsunami" or "Alpine Necrotizing Burn Scar." The dishes get done just as well with "Marine Purity" as with "Lemony Disaster" or whatever.

[JimmyJazz]

9. So now your hands and dishes smell like the armpits of a Marine?

Great purchase. :P

[asthmaticeog]

11. You'll never understand.

Strong, ruddy young men showering in scalding water, snapping towels at each other's sinewy buttocks... why wouldn't someone want their dishes to smell so ALIVE?

[JimmyJazz]

12. You're sniffing your hands right now, aren't you?

:o

[asthmaticeog]

13. Sniffing my hands?

Heaven's sake, no! I'm teabagging my flatware!

[JimmyJazz]

14. Well, let's just hope your flatware is gentle -

that's not a skill mastered by just any spork, you know. :silly:

[asthmaticeog]

16. Sporks? FEH!

Plasticware will never grace my boys. Nothing less than Oneida Silver is good enough for mi amigos.

[TroubleMan]

15. "Marine Purity" is the smell of the porno mag in the shared bathroom....

between two rooms in the barracks.

[terrya]

17. The sweat of hot, manly men