I've fallen for Halle Berry

[burythehatchet]

woe is me

[BurtWorm]

1. Did you just see Gothika?

Or an ad for it?

[burythehatchet]

5. No never heard of it

[BurtWorm]

6. It's her latest movie.

She has a new look. It works!

[burythehatchet]

8. saw the site. It looks like the Monster's Ball look

she was talking about her Catwoman role on late night tonight. Sounds purrrrrrrfect

[w13rd0]

2. I fell for Halle YEARS ago...

...and I still can't get up...well, I can get up...nevermind...

Yes, Halle is scrumptious...

[Feanorcurufinwe]

3. Get in line

[WeirdSceneGoldmine]

10. No. I will not follow the masses

If she or he is that popular then I will not be a party to those waiting for the kick inside. If I'm not the chosin one or three I'm off to do the choosing on my own with or with out help.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Relax, cat!

Is that (your post) a Kate Bush song or something?

[WeirdSceneGoldmine]

12. I'm the man with the child in his eyes

Katie will vouch for me. She is a good and honest person and is the best friend one could have. If you ever meet her ask her about the real James...

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Ah! Good, I'm not the only person here getting high...

-takes long, long toke-

[WeirdSceneGoldmine]

15. :-) One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line

I sail away, a country mile
And now I'm returning, and showing off my smile
I met all the girls and I loved myself a few, and to my surprise
Like everything else that I've been through
They opened up my eyes, and now I'm Two tokes over the line

[RandomKoolzip]

4. My wife once had a dream that I was cheating on her with Halle Berry.

I was biting my tongue so hard I think I exploded some of my tastebuds. Somehow she had found out that I think Halle is one of the most insanely beautiful women ever born, and that I often DO dream that I'm with Mrs. Berry, doing, well you know...I hadn't told her, I swear!

[Syrinx]

7. And I can't get up!

Now, don't let this evolve into a sex thread. :)

[wtmusic]

9. Does she know it's this serious?

;-)

[imax2268]

13. She's mine...

back off...!!!


:evilgrin:

[neuvocat]

16. You guys are taking the wrong approach.

You just have to not be at all interested in her. I mean, it worked for the other men she was with because that's all she wanted.

I stop having an interest in her long ago and that puts me ahead of all of you. She'll be mine any day now.

You'll see.






I mean it.












No really.
























I swear.

[mvd]

17. You can have her

Yes, she's nice to look at, but she isn't one of my big crushes.

[mvd]

20. To elaborate..

She just doesn't have the personality, and I'd take attractively cute over Halle and Catherine Zeta-Jones anyday.

[oneighty]

18. Jeeze

All the beautiful ladies here on DU, and you guys are out there chasing a dream!

180

[DEM FAN]

19. ME TO. Halle Has It All. Alot Of Talent. And Such A BABE.

:bounce: